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Originally Posted by KegRiver
You know you are getting old when;
1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
4. Your back goes out but you stay home.
5. When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
6. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
7. When happy hour is a nap.
8. When you're on vacation and your ENERGY runs out before your money does.
9. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
10. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
11. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
12. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.
13. You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
14. You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
15. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you can't even remember being on top of it.
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16. The day's of wet dreams and dry farts are over. Its now dry dreams and wet farts. 
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