Last night my stepson shovelled out the area around my chiminea to start a bonfire.
I told him I had some old lamp oil that he could use because the wood was a bit green.
He said he already found it. I shrugged it off until I remembered that my lamp oil was locked in the shed.
Turns out that he had found my strained and cooled Turkey Fryer oil that I was saving for today
He used 2 gallons before he came in and asked me why it would not light.
Once I got it going for him-it smelled delicious