A DEA agent visits a farm, he approaches the farmer and tells him that he's looking for illegal drugs, the old farmer says help yourself, but stay out of the South pasture. Well the agent flips out on the farmer, pulls his badge out of his pocket and shoves it in the farmers face and yells "you see this badge? It allows me to go wherever I like, no questions asked and no answers needed!" So the old farmer says help yourself. And he goes back to wrenchin' on his tractor... about 20 minutes later he hears a blood curdling scream! So he drops his tools and runs to the fence, where the DEA agent is running for dear life! With the old Brahma bull hot on his heels and with each step it looks as if he'll have in the next! So the farmer cups his hands around his mouth and yells "YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"
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