An octogenarian was having his annual physical. As the doctor listened to his heart with a stethoscope, he clucked his tongue and muttered, "Oh no!"
"What is it, doctor? What is it?" the man asked.
"Well," said the medic, "you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?"
"No" replied the man.
"Do you drink in excess?"
"No" replied the man.
"Do you have a sex life of any kind?"
"Yes, I do as a matter of fact."
"Well," said the doctor, "I'm afraid with this heart murmur, you'll have
to give up half your sex life."
"Which half?" The man asked. "The looking or the thinking?"
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