Billy Bob was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new Dodge Ram.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
Billy Bob said, "Bubba where'd ya get that truck?!?"
"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.
"She GAVE it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck? Why?"
"Well, let me tell ya what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes, and said 'Bubba, take whatever you want'. So I took the truck!"
Billy Bob said, "Bubba, you're a smart man! Them clothes would never have fit ya!"
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