Oh man this brings back a few zingers my dad thru out.
Picture being in your mid teens, having a serious go around with a stomach bug, hurling your guts every 20 mins, praying to the porcelain alter, it’s oh dark 30, and you’ve just about turned yourself inside out chucking straight bile, when you spy something out of the corner of your eye. It’s the Oldman, he’s standing in the door way to the bathroom, with the most interesting look on his face. I utter something, and he says
”here’s a bit of advice for you...... if you feel something hairy in the back of your throat, swallow quick, cuz it’s probably your arse hole”
Who saw that one coming.
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