If brains were gasoline you wouldn't have enough to power a mosquitoes moped around the inside of a cheerio...
I am going to kick your butt so high we will have to shoot food up to you to keep you from starving to death.
Dumber than a bag of rocks..
Lower than a well diggers heel
Lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut.
I have heard of these over the years from other people. My dad only had to look at me to make me aware that things were not quite right.
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The problem with following the masses is that the M is silent...
In order to be a smart azz, you have to be smart otherwise you are just an azz.
You're offended.... I think it is funny and that is why I am happier than you.
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