Whenever an authority figure approaches you, friendly like or otherwise, always be confrontational and advise them of your legal rights. Do not cooperate in any way. Also, feel free to criticise these morons for not catching the true criminals on the water. Afterall, these idiots are there only to harass the innocent and turn a blind eye to the poachers we want to see persecuted. After that, give your head a shake and kick yourself in the ass. Next, try and discover any irony.
Bobby
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Logic never lies.
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