[Dick284]

I pulled this one on a young feller who just killed his first deer.
It happened to be a doe, and as I made my way over to the kill I preceeded to drop my pants and attempt to mount the now dead doe, only to stop short of dropping my underwear, and apologized to him for my bad manners,got a real serious look on my face, and said I guess since you shot her you get the first ride, I think he stopped only because my wife walked around the corner of the bush. I had sore ribs for a week after laughing so hard.