One day a cheechako arrived in Dawson City during the Yukon gold rush with a desire to become a Sourdough.
He went straight to the saloon and asked the men how to become one.
They told him he has to do 3 things in one night:
1. Drink down a whole bottle of hooch in less than 2 minutes.
2. Rape an Eskimo woman.
3. Wrestle a polar bear to the ground.
He agreed, grabbed a bottle of hooch and downed it in less the allotted time.
Then he staggered out of the saloon, among cheers and backslapping, to complete the other 2 tasks; so drunk he could barely navigate.
He was gone more than 3 hours, and the men were getting worried and muttering about a search party.
Just then the cheechako staggered into the saloon with his clothes and face torn to shreds, and bleeding all over the floor.
He leaned on the bar and shouted, "OK! Where's the Eskimo woman I'm supposed to wrestle?!?"
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