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Old 02-22-2018, 08:21 PM
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Modern day Tarzan commuted home from work in downtown Calgary.
As soon as he got home he said," Jane, get me a scotch on the rocks!"
Jane asked," Tarzan, what's wrong? Is everything ok? You don't drink."
Tarzan replied, "Jane... it's a jungle out there!"
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This country was started by voyagers whose young lives were swept away by the currents of the rivers for ten cents a day... just for the vanity of the European's beaver hats. ~ Red Bullets
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