A freshman at Harvard from Mississippi came up to an upperclassman and asked: "'Scuse me, could you please tell me where the library's at?"
The upperclassman sniffed, and said: "Here, at Harvard, we do not end our sentences with prepositions."
The freshman thought for a second, then said: "I'm sorry; let me rephrase that. Could you please tell me where the library's at, ash-hole?"
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