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Old 04-15-2009, 02:19 AM
hit_theice hit_theice is offline
 
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i hear this fish was from hasse lake and the guy caught it MacGuyver style with a hook he made out of a bent nail and a chewing gum wrapper. spearmint i think it was or maybe wintergreen. what happened was the sticklebacks in hasse attacked the wrapper causing such a commotion that a perch came and got the hook caught in his gills. as it struggled to get free it was nailed from behind by a 3 pound rainbow, which then came right to the surface and lept 4 feet in the air only to land right infront of a 36" pike (the smaller one in the photo) and get eaten by said pike. as this pike struggled to get away the angler then finished writing his 5th novel which later won him the nobel prize. as he put the finishing words down on the paper there was an erruption in the lake and the 36" pike met its maker in the jaws of this monster pike aka the Hasse Lake Leviathan which was earlier rumoured to have eaten 3 small children swimming around the dock and half of a belly boat. when completing the mount of this gigantic pike the taxidermist found human teeth which dental records later proved belonged to one James (Jimmy) Hoffa.
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