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Old 09-17-2018, 03:53 PM
Kurt505 Kurt505 is offline
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My cousin “rescued” the exact same breed as the dog in question here and although the dog is a sweetheart around people and most other animals, she told me that her dog has attacked another dog at a dog park. It wasn’t as vicious or severe as most other pit bull/boxer cross attacks have been but it was still seemingly from out of the blue.


A rattle snake and a mongoose get into a fight, the mongoose gets the rattle snake in its mouth and is about to bite down when the snake pleads “Please don’t kill me, I promise not to bite you, I’ll go on my way and you’ll never see me again”. The mongoose thinks for a minute then releases the snake. As soon as the snake is free it strikes the mongoose in the face and starts to slither away. The mongoose immediately starts to feel the venom take effect and says to the snake “You promised you wouldn’t bite me?”. The snake looks back and says “I’m a snake, I couldn’t help myself”.
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