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Originally Posted by Bergerboy
1. Find the moose.
2. Shoot the moose.
3. Watch the moose run and die in the last place you want to recover the moose.
4. Ponder decision to choose hunting as a hobby.
5. Spend multiple hours recovering moose.
6. Regret hunt.
7. Remove 250lbs of innards from moose.
8. Wish you were somewhere else.
9. Remove head.
10. Have Walking Dead flashbacks.
11. Quarter moose.
12. Start dragging out.
13. Have a "man cry" after 2 quarters were pulled out as you're destroyed and there are 2 more in the bush.
14. Drag last 2 out like Jesus packing the cross in The Passion of the Christ.
15. Curl up in the ditch beside the truck and have an emotional breakdown.
16. Swear you will never hunt this critter again.
17. Plan the next moose hunt!
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This is absolutely awesome!!!! Well Done