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Old 08-09-2022, 12:14 PM
RandyBoBandy RandyBoBandy is offline
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A minister loses his wallet
He asks a friend where to look for the thief. The friend says “Why don’t you go through the 10 commandments in church on Sunday and see who looks guilty when you say ‘Do not steal’?”

The minister thinks this is a great idea. On the Monday after, he sees his friend who asks him “Did you try what I said? How did it go?”

The minister says “I was going to say ‘Do not steal’ but I got to ‘Do not commit adultery’ and I remembered where I left it.”
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