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Never go swimming again
http://www.edmontonsun.com/2016/10/0...in-gutted-tuna
Sick discovery: Fisherman finds human penis and testicles in gutted tuna
An 80-lb. yellowfin tuna caught off the coast of Florida apparently had a shocking surprise hidden in its stomach: a human penis and testicles.
The fish was caught by Jerry Masterson who was stunned by what he discovered when gutting the tuna.
“There was no mistaking that I was looking at a man’s penis and testicles,” Masterson told the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.
“We were convinced we were just going to have one of those days when the fish don’t bite when I felt a big tug on my line.”
Masterson told the paper he was delighted to land such a whopper -- at first.
“I had just made a cut behind the fish’s head and through its belly, running the knife down along its spine,” he said of the macabre find. “My first reaction was one of disgust, because there was a terrible smell of decomposing meat coming from the fish’s stomach.
“Inside the fish’s stomach was an awful sight.”
The men on board were all veteran anglers and none had ever seen anything like it.
Police are now investigating the possibility the private parts belong to a murder victim.
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Swimming is OK....eating tuna on the other hand!
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10-03-2016, 04:09 PM
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There are a few people I would like to take tuna fishing, knowing now what they are biting on! 
too soon?
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10-03-2016, 05:30 PM
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That's a new trend in a extreme porn - tuna BJ.... 
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10-03-2016, 07:05 PM
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Do Speedo's come in chain mail? 
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And we thought the condoms in the NSR were bad. Yikes.
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Sent this post to a friend and all he could say was..
Get ta hell out!
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10-03-2016, 09:06 PM
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Oooppsss... so much for me going swimming there this winter. I'll stick to the pool. Sharks I can live with, but flippin' ball bustin' and eatin' tuna, I draw the line.
Wonder what bait they used. Funny no hospital reported a similar injury that was treated.
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Wonder what bait they used. Funny no hospital reported a similar injury that was treated.[/QUOTE]
Used a wiener I would say.
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Wasn't me.... Just checked.
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10-03-2016, 10:23 PM
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There are a few people I would like to take tuna fishing, knowing now what they are biting on!
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10-03-2016, 10:33 PM
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I found some silicone baits like that on Amazon. Is that a good lure to use?
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10-03-2016, 10:38 PM
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If you’re looking for tuna?
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Tuna are notorious at targeting prey on the surface, late night skinny dip went bad for some poor fella!
Little tallywacker got mistaken for bait fish 
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I could see this in a red snapper ... but a tuna .... nah !!! 
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Left over tranny parts?
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Left over tranny parts?
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Left over tranny parts?
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Black Dodge duelly tranny always seems to drop parts
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10-04-2016, 07:51 AM
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Gone Fishing
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I`m guessing an Italian tuna......'tonight you sleep with the fish' (Spoken in my best godfather voice)
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Well if you go against the Mexican/Columbian cartel expect to swim with the fishes. Sometimes in pieces it seems.
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