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06-24-2010, 11:17 PM
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grizzly bear needs rehab
Gather around friends to hear a tale of a bear that has gone truely bad. Who can forget last years phantom grizzy, the one that was living around Sundry. Apparently the bear was all mixed up as it dined upon some poor woman's minature donkey, hardly a regular grizzy staple. Now the lady was upset and I don't blame her but I figure the bear was confused as according to researchers computer modelling he didn't exist.
So in response to the righteous uproar the bear is relocated to the Chinchaga area in hopes it will go to BC, as they're short of grizzies. By the way 33% of all reocated bears are dead within one year accordingy to ASRD records. As hoped the bear went into BC and its progress is being tracked by GPS collar.
The bear recently returned to AB (Elmsworth area) where it went onto a woman's acreage, and you guessed it, killed her two prize minature donkeys. The bear has returned to BC, but, I recommend that farmers lock up your minature donkeys until we can get this bear into rehab, he has an ass fixation.
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06-24-2010, 11:24 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Calgary
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I'm starting to like this bear actually. He has moxie. Umm, isn't the miniture donkey the official symbol of democrats/liberals everywhere? Theoretically, this bruin could singlehandedly pave the way for the elimination of C-68! Go yogi go!!! 
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06-25-2010, 12:04 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Okotoks
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TreeGuy
I'm starting to like this bear actually. He has moxie. Umm, isn't the miniture donkey the official symbol of democrats/liberals everywhere? Theoretically, this bruin could singlehandedly pave the way for the elimination of C-68! Go yogi go!!! |
LMAO!!!!! That's the best reply of the night!
Last edited by lilsundance; 06-25-2010 at 08:43 PM.
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06-25-2010, 10:31 AM
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: cochrane
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Rocky
There was recently a grizz that ate a llama, and reportedly a couple sheep near Rocky Mountain House....Fish and Wildlife sent a brigade of Officers but were unable to locate the bear. This is just the start of many more incidents to follow Province-Wide.
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06-25-2010, 11:43 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Calgary
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I thought cougars were more interested in little donkeys than bears...
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06-25-2010, 01:35 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Spruce Grove
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigdaddy37
I thought cougars were more interested in little donkeys than bears...
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Not a chance. You ever watch Winnie the Pooh? There was something unnatural about his relationship with Eeyore.
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06-25-2010, 06:55 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sundre
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send him back down here, them minature donkeys are noisy
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06-26-2010, 12:04 AM
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ha, im pretty sure i saw this bear a bunch of times up the Chin last year... sketchy little turd, not scared of humans at all.
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06-26-2010, 08:51 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Central Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bushman53
send him back down here, them minature donkeys are noisy
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Patience, my son, chances are pretty good, he'll find his way back here. Wouldn't be the first time.
Grizz
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