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what makes U take a shower or a bath
———- I want my wife to hug me so I shower
———- don’t want to go to the hospital with out showering in case they treat me like a homeless man
just sayin
and U
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04-19-2024, 08:55 PM
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I'd prefer to not have to drag my butt across the rug like a dog.
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04-19-2024, 09:07 PM
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Lock this now! Nothing good will come from this!
ARG
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It has been scientifically proven that a 308 round will not leave your property -- they essentially fall dead at the fence line. But a 38 round, when fired from a handgun, will of its own accord leave your property and destroy any small schools nearby.
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04-19-2024, 09:48 PM
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Homeless hookers.
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04-19-2024, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Talking moose
Homeless hookers.
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Might need to shower in penicillin.
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04-19-2024, 10:27 PM
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Can't wait for the why do we wipe our bums thread. AO never disappoints.
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04-19-2024, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
Can't wait for the why do we wipe our bums thread. AO never disappoints.
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04-19-2024, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
Can't wait for the why do we wipe our bums thread. AO never disappoints.
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Three sheets or four? asking for a friend.
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Trades I would interested in:
- Sightron rifle scopes, 4.5x14x42mm or 4x16x42mm
especially! with the HHR reticle. (no duplex pls.)
- older 6x fixed scopes with fine X or target dot.
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04-20-2024, 10:13 AM
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Can't wait for the why do we wipe our bums thread. AO never disappoints.
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Bah! Wiping is old school. Ya gotta yerself one of these. It's a game changer fer sure.
Sure makes the grass grow.
OT- When I drop the shirt in the 'only been worn a few times' pile and it stands up by itself, it's time fer a shower.
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04-20-2024, 10:35 AM
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Can't wait for the why do we wipe our bums thread. AO never disappoints.
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Who wipes anymore?? Bidet's are where it's at! 
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04-19-2024, 10:52 PM
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Might need to shower in penicillin.
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Ivermectin. I put that ssss on everything!
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04-19-2024, 09:53 PM
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A shower just feels good. I know when I’ve been in hunting camp for 9 days I really look forward to a shower and shave.
I don’t normally go to Walmart but when I went last week I had to text the wife. Why do most people in Walmart smell like cigarettes or B.O. The guy in front of me smelled like both.
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04-19-2024, 10:14 PM
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It depends if I sharted or not.
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04-19-2024, 10:16 PM
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Too much prep work for a bath, tough to get the temperature ‘just right’, floating around in soapy, scummy water doesn’t appeal to me, too much clean-up to keep the tub clean of soap scum. Tough to shampoo your hair. You’ll never catch me in a hot tub full of other people either. The worst is hot pools, hot people soup - full of old infirm people who don’t have much control of their …… never mind. Just a nice, clean, hot shower for me!
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