All I want is a decent toaster

[HyperMOA]

I don't have any idea how many toasters that I have owned in the last 10 years. Not one of them is worth a hoot. You finally think you have a good one and 3 months later it burns one side and leaves the other untouched. Has anybody had any luck with a good toaster? The only option I care about is that it will toast bagels. I just want a freakin toaster!