Concealed Carry Permit

[Opa]

I GOT MY CONCEALED WEAPON CARRY PERMIT YESTERDAY MORNING.

In the afternoon, I went over to the local Cabelas to get a 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.

When I was ready to pay for the pistol and some ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!

As an intelligent senior citizen, I do not get flustered often. But this time, it took me a while to get my pants back on.

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear.

I still don't think I looked that bad...........Just need to wear underwear more often!