Blind Cashier

[Tiguy]

A joke to get your day started.

A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her
grandson's birthday.
She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to
the counter.
A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.

She said, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and
reel?"

He said, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on the
counter,
I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He said, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404
reel and
10-LB. test line. It's a good all-around combination and it's on sale
this week for only $20.00."

She said, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of
it dropping on the counter.
I'll take it!"

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he said.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is
really embarrassed,
but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she
who tooted.
Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and said, "That'll be $34.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asked,
"Didn't you tell me the rod and reel was on sale for $20.00? How did you
get $34.50?"

He replied, "Yes, Ma'am.
The rod and reel is $20.00,
but the Duck Call is $11.00 and
the Bear Repellent is $3.50."

She paid the bill...................