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04-19-2024, 08:43 PM
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what makes U take a shower or a bath
———- I want my wife to hug me so I shower
———- don’t want to go to the hospital with out showering in case they treat me like a homeless man
just sayin
and U
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04-19-2024, 08:55 PM
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I'd prefer to not have to drag my butt across the rug like a dog.
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04-19-2024, 09:07 PM
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Lock this now! Nothing good will come from this!
ARG
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04-19-2024, 09:48 PM
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Homeless hookers.
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04-19-2024, 09:53 PM
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A shower just feels good. I know when I’ve been in hunting camp for 9 days I really look forward to a shower and shave.
I don’t normally go to Walmart but when I went last week I had to text the wife. Why do most people in Walmart smell like cigarettes or B.O. The guy in front of me smelled like both.
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04-19-2024, 10:14 PM
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It depends if I sharted or not.
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04-19-2024, 10:16 PM
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Too much prep work for a bath, tough to get the temperature ‘just right’, floating around in soapy, scummy water doesn’t appeal to me, too much clean-up to keep the tub clean of soap scum. Tough to shampoo your hair. You’ll never catch me in a hot tub full of other people either. The worst is hot pools, hot people soup - full of old infirm people who don’t have much control of their …… never mind. Just a nice, clean, hot shower for me!
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04-19-2024, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Talking moose
Homeless hookers.
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Might need to shower in penicillin.
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04-19-2024, 10:27 PM
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Can't wait for the why do we wipe our bums thread. AO never disappoints.
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04-19-2024, 10:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Smokinyotes
Might need to shower in penicillin.
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Ivermectin. I put that ssss on everything!
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04-19-2024, 10:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
Can't wait for the why do we wipe our bums thread. AO never disappoints.
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04-19-2024, 11:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
Can't wait for the why do we wipe our bums thread. AO never disappoints.
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Three sheets or four? asking for a friend.
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04-19-2024, 11:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 6.5 shooter
Three sheets or four? asking for a friend.
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That depends on if you’re wealthy or filthy rich.
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04-19-2024, 11:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fishtank
That depends on if you’re wealthy or filthy rich.
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if you can afford toilet paper, you're one of those rich people Trudeau is planning on taxing.
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04-20-2024, 06:01 AM
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I'm starting to realize that at my age, dropping a bar a soap in the shower can be hazardous to my health. May have to consider bathing soon...or soap on a rope...
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04-20-2024, 09:15 AM
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After watching Trudeau or notley on the evening news. Somehow feel violated.
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04-20-2024, 10:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
Can't wait for the why do we wipe our bums thread. AO never disappoints.
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Bah! Wiping is old school. Ya gotta yerself one of these. It's a game changer fer sure.
Sure makes the grass grow.
OT- When I drop the shirt in the 'only been worn a few times' pile and it stands up by itself, it's time fer a shower.
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04-20-2024, 10:35 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
Can't wait for the why do we wipe our bums thread. AO never disappoints.
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Who wipes anymore?? Bidet's are where it's at!
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04-20-2024, 10:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tirebob
Who wipes anymore?? Bidet's are where it's at!
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You're saying it's OK to go #2 in the Bidet?
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04-20-2024, 11:01 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tirebob
Who wipes anymore?? Bidet's are where it's at!
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Agreed! We bought a bidet attachment for $70 during the great TP shortage of 2020 and I'm now a convert!
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04-20-2024, 11:28 AM
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The fact that I'm not an animal and hygiene has a direct effect on your health. Its not that deep, shower at the beginning of the day or after any strenuous activity.
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04-20-2024, 12:22 PM
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"what makes U take a shower or a bath"
The wife, she makes me change socks and underwear too.
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04-20-2024, 12:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Spidey
Agreed! We bought a bidet attachment for $70 during the great TP shortage of 2020 and I'm now a convert!
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Now you just need a heated toilet seat.
Sooner nobody will be able to take a shower with all the water restrictions that will soon take place.
showering in pairs is being recommended, so three would be better.
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Woe unto them that join house to house, that lay field to field, till there is no place, that they be alone in the midst of the Earth.
Isaiah 5:8
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04-20-2024, 12:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grizzly Adams1
Now you just need a heated toilet seat.
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Those would be nice in an outhouse.
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04-20-2024, 01:00 PM
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When I go camping I don’t have a shower. I’ll go in the lake if it’s warm enough. But after a couple days I really want a shower. I like the feeling of being clean.
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04-20-2024, 01:03 PM
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Not showering = your own private train or bus bench.
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04-20-2024, 01:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dubz337
The fact that I'm not an animal and hygiene has a direct effect on your health. Its not that deep, shower at the beginning of the day or after any strenuous activity.
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You wouldn't care for a 2 week pack trip in the mountains much. That may affect your health!
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04-20-2024, 01:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MountainTi
You wouldn't care for a 2 week pack trip in the mountains much. That may affect your health!
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I think the OP was waiting for illustrated pics on where to start first up or down
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04-20-2024, 02:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JD848
I think the OP was waiting for illustrated pics on where to start first up or down
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And you guys wonder why members don’t come here
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