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Old 05-13-2012, 10:31 AM
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...a freshly made Magpie Meatloaf to Lefty-Canucks's house so they could......
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Old 05-13-2012, 11:21 AM
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...a freshly made Magpie Meatloaf to Lefty-Canucks's house so they could......
......compair and model there samsquatch hair undies while sharing a......
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......compair and model there samsquatch hair undies while sharing a......
fruit smoothy and watching Hunt TV. Both were hoping to pick up some pointers to improve their chance of...
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...in BBJ's hunting stories. Good thing BBJ can tell a good story or two because......
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Old 05-13-2012, 03:58 PM
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Old greylinx knew that the saber tooth jackalope lives beyond the banks of the ft sask pond protected by the mystical.......
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Old 05-13-2012, 05:49 PM
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Old 05-13-2012, 05:54 PM
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.....Sausage that Buckmaster aka. Sausagemaster aka. Suckermaster, spent so much time and effort making so that BGSH could taste a real .......
Sauger that the men in the beige minivan cooked up for him at the river....just then.....
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Sauger that the men in the beige minivan cooked up for him at the river....just then.....
I realized it was a walleye and quickly rushed to the river to let the poor guy go but before he could swim off far an eagle came and swooped in and grabbed the walleye with full talons in thrush. As the eagle flew away he pooped on BBJS head and thats when bbj...
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Sauger that the men in the beige minivan cooked up for him at the river....just then.....
....BBJ screamed..." HOLD THE PHONE , oh my god i just got the latest edition of.............."
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............Black Dually Magazine and its Hayseed riding shot gun drinking whiskey and dang look who's driving? Its the one and only............
Redfrog...and he is ****ed, samsquatch just..........................

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Old 05-13-2012, 07:07 PM
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............. Okotokian 25 buck's for a rubber ..............
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Old 05-13-2012, 07:23 PM
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A predator decoy....only problem was that.....
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Old 05-13-2012, 08:41 PM
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.............. Oko's rubber chicken was as limp as Thunderheart's wet noodle and would not .............
.....squeak anymore. So Geezle and Sausagemaster went off to the Pet Shop looking for a new rubber chicken. After entering the store they were greeted by James Brown, Mr.T and AO's very own.....
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.....squeak anymore. So Geezle and Sausagemaster went off to the Pet Shop looking for a new rubber chicken. After entering the store they were greeted by James Brown, Mr.T and AO's very own.....
Horsetrader....but Horsetrader was very quiet....he was recently stuck down with a bad case of the....
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.....seems like he spent all nice looking for a piece of "bass" down at....
The sloppy slough fishing hole but all that he could come up with wasn't a piece of bass but a shriveled up trouser trout. This bad trip left a very sour..........
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The sloppy slough fishing hole but all that he could come up with wasn't a piece of bass but a shriveled up trouser trout. This bad trip left a very sour..........
.....stain on BBJ`s Fishing Jersey, which could only come out with a rinse in CLR and.......
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