Vasectomy anyone? Feb 9th....D-Day

[bb356]

Originally Posted by TBark

The tubal for the wife doesn't always work.
It worked for us for just over a year, then ..... surprise !
So then it was my turn, no problem, take a few daysoff work.
Docs charged me extra for the size of the job, ha.

TBark

Sure the sir charge wasn't for expensive magnifing equipment and what not ?

[Tundra Monkey]

Originally Posted by hal53

The difference being a tubal is much more invasive surgery, thus more complications can occur

I didn't find my Wifes tubal very invasive......no issues at all.

Havin' my buddies severed would be much more invasive

tm

[javlin101]

A local. snipe & clip, go home sit on you junk for a day then layed Laminate. My story anywho but you gotta love the rainbow colors your bag goes for a while.

[gunslinger]

I will tell you what buddy whatever you do do not grab your backpack and header sheep hunting in cadomin the next day after you get snipped.

Oh my god i have to tell you this story, So here i sit and big tough guy rig hand that is going to get snipped eh, Setting the example for all the friends, Oh yea i will be the first to get snipped out of everyone no problem, 2s enough. Header in ,get snipped, doc says go home and lay on the couch and dont move for 4 days Pat.

My mom works at the clinic so my doctor knows me very well and is very admomint on telling me to just relax this is not a joke pat are you listening, oh yea no prob doc.

Everyone is heading sheep hunting and i am not staying home, grab my pack and away we go, nothing to it. Got to the top of the mountain that next day and sat down for lunch and oh my god i went to stand up and i cant close my legs, My balls are swelled up so big they look like tennis balls. My brother is laughing hysterically at me and says well i guess we have to go home, Literally packs me off the mountain becasue my balls are so swelled i cant even walk, I fainted twice after that and let me tell you i still hear about it. DO NOT DO ANY WORK OR PLAY, RELAX IS IT.

[Gust]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmGgV-2JNnM

[Bigdad013]

My experience, no big deal. Hurt a little the first day, do your meds, ice pack, good as new in a couple of days. Nothing really to worry about

[fickell]

Originally Posted by Jimboy

Dont do it , let the wife giter tubes tied , a mans gotta stay a man .

x2 they never let you forget about the pain of child birth let her do it all .hers will allways be the most painful anyways

[threeforthree]

From a STALLION TO A GALLANTING in under a hour

[RandyBoBandy]

brilliant thread!! LMAO

[NSRfishing]

kratom will kill the pain more effective than morphine and its legal buy it online no acetaminophen to kill your liver its a powdered leaf

[1shotwade]

Originally Posted by Bigdad013

My experience, no big deal. Hurt a little the first day, do your meds, ice pack, good as new in a couple of days. Nothing really to worry about

Meds HA HA real men don't use MEDS!!

[two_ker]

YA dont forget to shave, not your face either

[LiegeRiver]

Been there, done it. I did swell up something fierce. So much, I went back to see the doc. (I was in the Army at the time). He gave me an athletic support for "heavy-set men". WORKED LIKE A CHARM!!!!! My wife was a medic, and she checked the stitches every day....and, no, there was no hanky-panky. The boys were not up to it, pun intended. She said she'd never seen anything so black not fall off. I wasn't amused. Felt like I had an extra-large grapefruit hanging between my legs. I slept on the couch for a couple of nights, pillow under my knees, frozen peas on the twins. Chuckle about it now, though. Have a good one, bud.

LR

[randster]

When I went into "the room" and got on the gurney, I asked the nurse if she's had ever seen any one get up and run out at this point. She laughed and said no, but she's seen a few guy's dis-appeared from the waiting area.
It was no problem for me, just some black and blue color for a few day's.
This didn't happen to me but just F.Y.I. check this link.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-va..._pain_syndrome

[braggadoe]

the most painful thing for me, was finding out that it didn't work............yikes!!

[doetracks]

GOOD FOR YOU!

Very invasive for women, not as bad for you. Wishing you the best

[twofifty]

says the temptress...

[Dacotensis]

Originally Posted by lovefishin

Oh and there was complaints of other issues later when he uhhh "finished" but that only lasted a few months.

It took him a few months to finish?
You poor thing! Or lucky?

Big Bore,
Is your Docs name Dr. Handslip? Ha.
Run fast and run far if it is!

[Dacotensis]

You could always go this route, a "do it yourself kinda way"?

Or not....

http://www.outdoorsmenforum.ca/showt...hlight=Schrade

[deanmc]

I never had a problem with mine. I went home and stained a 10X30 deck as soon as I left the hospital. More irritation from the fur growing back than the procedure itself.

[deanmc]

Originally Posted by braggadoe

the most painful thing for me, was finding out that it didn't work............yikes!!

Now thats pain!!

[mudbug]

Mike tell her you want five more kids and I bet she'll get her own procedure done

[Calamity]

After reading through the posts I am once again thankful to be a girl. Lol!

[deanmc]

Originally Posted by Calamity

After reading through the posts I am once again thankful to be a girl. Lol!

No way. I will not trade one vasectomy for all the medical attention required to maintain "ladyparts"

[hayseed]

Originally Posted by braggadoe

the most painful thing for me, was finding out that it didn't work............yikes!!

WHAT?? Was he drunk??

My sucess. rate is 100%....do it on calves every year, would you like eartagged and branded as well??...

[winged1]

had mine done 15 years ago. Pre op instructions where to come in clean shaven. Wife obliged when I asked the favour. Don't even remember the op, but I do remember the sensation of cords being pulled on for a few days after. I was jogging at the time and I recall the stitches irritating so I clipped them close. BIG mistake, that was uncomfortable. Had to pull them out a few days early for relief. Never a problem since then, and never a concern with family issues. Best thing a guy can do for his partner.

[Alberta Bigbore]

Originally Posted by two_ker

YA dont forget to shave, not your face either

No problem.. Already covered... lol

[Alberta Bigbore]

Originally Posted by Dacotensis

Big Bore,
Is your Docs name Dr. Handslip? Ha.
Run fast and run far if it is!

no... but no jokes........ my doctors name is Dr. Michael Hancock no jks.......

....but... i was referred to some lady in leduc that does these vasectomies a few times a day

[Alberta Bigbore]

Originally Posted by gunslinger

I will tell you what buddy whatever you do do not grab your backpack and header sheep hunting in cadomin the next day after you get snipped.

Oh my god i have to tell you this story, So here i sit and big tough guy rig hand that is going to get snipped eh, Setting the example for all the friends, Oh yea i will be the first to get snipped out of everyone no problem, 2s enough. Header in ,get snipped, doc says go home and lay on the couch and dont move for 4 days Pat.

My mom works at the clinic so my doctor knows me very well and is very admomint on telling me to just relax this is not a joke pat are you listening, oh yea no prob doc.

Everyone is heading sheep hunting and i am not staying home, grab my pack and away we go, nothing to it. Got to the top of the mountain that next day and sat down for lunch and oh my god i went to stand up and i cant close my legs, My balls are swelled up so big they look like tennis balls. My brother is laughing hysterically at me and says well i guess we have to go home, Literally packs me off the mountain becasue my balls are so swelled i cant even walk, I fainted twice after that and let me tell you i still hear about it. DO NOT DO ANY WORK OR PLAY, RELAX IS IT.

Thats comedy right there Pat !!!! LOL !!!!!!!





Didnt think this simple thread would make 4 pages in 9 hours, sheesh. Its Kens fault

[greylynx]

Originally Posted by Alberta Bigbore

no... but no jokes........ my doctors name is Dr. Michael Hancock no jks.......

....but... i was referred to some lady in leduc that does these vasectomies a few times a day

I had a Dr. Dick. He passed away.

I hope Bella will fetch you bags of ice.