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Old 06-14-2011, 09:15 AM
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Default Luongo's safe (joke of the day)

After another devastating loss and terrible play the Cunucks goalie ran out into the street after his tv interveiw and threw himself in front of a moving bus!!
Morning paper headlines=
"Cunucks goalie safe after failed suicide attempt, bus goes safely between his legs"
GO BRUINS GO!!!!!
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Old 06-14-2011, 09:49 AM
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It's not really a joke of the day when it's just another version of one everyone's heard for his whole career.
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Old 06-14-2011, 10:58 AM
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Ouch - That's my team, but I still chuckled.
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Old 06-14-2011, 10:59 AM
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After another devastating loss and terrible play the Cunucks goalie ran out into the street after his tv interveiw and threw himself in front of a moving bus!!
Morning paper headlines=
"Cunucks goalie safe after failed suicide attempt, bus goes safely between his legs"
GO BRUINS GO!!!!!
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It's not really a joke of the day when it's just another version of one everyone's heard for his whole career.
Sorry baitfisher, 827rotax is funnier than yours.
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Old 06-14-2011, 11:43 AM
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What time is it in Boston?
15 past Luongo.
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Old 06-14-2011, 04:37 PM
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There is a perfectly good reason he isn't playing well. He's pregnant. He missed his last 3 periods.
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