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You Know You're Getting Old..When
This morning about 8:30 I was watching the brier, slice up an apple, popped the first piece in my mouth ......... no teeth in  every day is an adventure
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The problem we have today is that the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living.
We were all born ignorant but one must work very hard to remain that way.
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03-04-2024, 12:43 PM
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You know you are getting old when you wake up injured from something you did in your sleep.
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03-04-2024, 12:47 PM
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You know you're getting old when... when... what were we talking about?
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In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.
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Originally Posted by sjemac
It has been scientifically proven that a 308 round will not leave your property -- they essentially fall dead at the fence line. But a 38 round, when fired from a handgun, will of its own accord leave your property and destroy any small schools nearby.
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03-04-2024, 12:51 PM
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… you figure you can reply to such a thread.
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It is not the most intellectual of the species that survives; it is not the strongest that survives; but the species that survives is the one that is able best to adapt and adjust to the changing environment in which it finds itself. Charles Darwin
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03-04-2024, 01:20 PM
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You know you are getting old.....when people put their hand on your forearm, their eyes get really wide, and they say "Can I help you?"
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03-04-2024, 01:21 PM
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You know you are getting old when you see a gorgeous 25 women and the first thing that pops into your mind is.....................wonder what her mom looks like.
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Retired and having a tough time getting a day off.
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03-04-2024, 01:33 PM
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This morning about 8:30 I was watching the brier, slice up an apple, popped the first piece in my mouth ......... no teeth in every day is an adventure |
You know you're getting old when you and your teeth don't sleep together!
BW
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03-04-2024, 03:10 PM
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When snap, crackle and pop was heard in a commercial for rice crispies Now it's your bones when you're bones when you're getting out of bed.
When you drop a $20 bill on the floor on purpose so you have a reason to bend down and tie your shoelace.
when you're in the bedroom with a beautiful woman and both of you are naked and you can't remember why.
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03-04-2024, 03:41 PM
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You know you're old when you pack more medication than clothes for a weekend at the lake.
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03-04-2024, 03:54 PM
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Ya gotta be careful of your nutsac when you sit down
Fuel economy is a factor in car buying
Your pharmacist knows you by first name
or so I'm told
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03-04-2024, 04:13 PM
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You know your old when 300 magnum means Winchester .
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03-04-2024, 05:01 PM
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You know you are getting old when you wake up injured from something you did in your sleep.
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HAHAHA ^^^^^^^^^^ Gave myself a black eye last month 
Dodger.
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Freedom comes with responsibility and integrity. Not stupidity and self entitlement.
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03-04-2024, 05:22 PM
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You know you're getting old when, did I tell you that ? 
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Woe unto them that join house to house, that lay field to field, till there is no place, that they be alone in the midst of the Earth.
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03-04-2024, 05:24 PM
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You know your old when you have dry dream and wet farts
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"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!" 1935-Adolf Hitler
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03-04-2024, 05:49 PM
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Do you know your old when you go to a restaurant and the waitress offers you super sex and you say “what kind of soup?”
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03-04-2024, 06:59 PM
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When you bend over to tie your shoes and look around for anything else you can do since you're down there anyway.
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03-04-2024, 07:08 PM
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When you bend over to tie your shoes and look around for anything else you can do since you're down there anyway.
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And you discover the shoes are already tied.
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Your farts get you to wondering how itchy it’s gonna be when it dries……… 
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This could be me
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Recently retired, wife too.
We enjoy the freedom of just jumping in the car and heading out.
But at times we forget just where we’re going.
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03-04-2024, 08:16 PM
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You know you're getting old if you wake up and can't find any wood. 
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03-04-2024, 08:51 PM
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When you bend over to tie your shoes and look around for anything else you can do since you're down there anyway.
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I am a fan of slip-ons right now, but velcro is wooing me. 
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“One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.”
Thomas Sowell
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03-04-2024, 10:37 PM
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Quote:
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Recently retired, wife too.
We enjoy the freedom of just jumping in the car and heading out.
But at times we forget just where we’re going.
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As long as you remember the way home, you're safe.
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Woe unto them that join house to house, that lay field to field, till there is no place, that they be alone in the midst of the Earth.
Isaiah 5:8
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When it is 0430hrs. and you are reading an old person thread on AO... 
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Yes I hear you, old habits are hard to break, many years of getting up at 4:00 AM for work, now that's pee time and I can't go back to sleep
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The problem we have today is that the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living.
We were all born ignorant but one must work very hard to remain that way.
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You know when you’re getting old,that you can’t find the tool that you used 10 minutes ago.
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Quote:
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You know when you’re getting old,that you can’t find the tool that you used 10 minutes ago.
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And when you do you can't remember what you needed it for.
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Often I have been exhausted on trout streams, uncomfortable, wet, cold, briar scarred, sunburned, mosquito bitten,
but never, with a fly rod in my hand have I been in a place that was less than beautiful.
My blog - casting on the waters
fishing regulations and facts on fish handling
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For me, I know I'm getting older because I now drive near or at the speed limit and under the speed limit after dark or in the rain.
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03-05-2024, 08:41 AM
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You know your old when words have changed meaning. Example tranny used to mean transmission.
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03-05-2024, 09:53 AM
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When you wre intending to go to one town to shop, thought about going to the other, and find yourself 10 miles up the road towards the town you thought about going to, but don't remember making that choice at the intersection.
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