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You know you are getting old when you wake up injured from something you did in your sleep.
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I had two, that^ was one. lol Or worse as I say in my marriage; "go to bed a hero/wake-up a villain". Seems that I do things in my sleep that aren't appreciated sometimes.
The other thing-brushing my teeth with warm water. lol At least they're all mine.
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When you have one leg in underwear and trying to get next one in is like Bambi on ice...
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03-05-2024, 12:44 PM
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Fossil time
You turn off the local radio rock station you formerly liked because you find the DJ's annoying rather than amusing.
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03-05-2024, 01:40 PM
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So true
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You know your old when words have changed meaning. Example tranny used to mean transmission.
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And a thong was footwear.
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In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.
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Originally Posted by sjemac
It has been scientifically proven that a 308 round will not leave your property -- they essentially fall dead at the fence line. But a 38 round, when fired from a handgun, will of its own accord leave your property and destroy any small schools nearby.
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03-05-2024, 01:48 PM
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Location: Edmonton
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You know you're old when you start putting puzzles together and try to start a puzzle club on an Outdoors site.
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03-05-2024, 01:53 PM
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You might be old if you think the two types of handguns are either a Colt double action revolver or a Smith and Wesson.
I remember years ago when I used to buy and sell a lot of guns. I got a Remington nylon 66 for basically nothing. Could not give that gun away because it had plastic on it. Nobody wanted as gun with plastic. Haha seems hard to believe now.
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03-05-2024, 01:53 PM
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You know your old when words have changed meaning. Example tranny used to mean transmission.
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Yeah, I can remember when blowing a trannie meant car trouble.
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03-05-2024, 02:25 PM
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You know your getting old when???????? hmmmmm what did I open this thread for.
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03-05-2024, 02:37 PM
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If you no longer require a fishing license, you are getting old.
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You know, your old when… Get your information from the “news.”
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When you see a FB post that John Candy died 30 years ago
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03-05-2024, 05:13 PM
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When you take a pee cause your going somewhere, then go start the car and realize you got to go back in the house to pee.
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03-05-2024, 05:34 PM
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Yeah, I can remember when blowing a trannie meant car trouble.
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I can recall when LBT was a sandwich!
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You know your old when words have changed meaning. Example tranny used to mean transmission.
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I got scared and confused when I heard “ did you blow up the tranny”…. 
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03-05-2024, 08:42 PM
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When you go to the bathroom, sit down on a toilet and pinch the log and then realized you forgot to pull down your pants….
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03-05-2024, 10:11 PM
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When you go to the bathroom, sit down on a toilet and pinch the log and then realized you forgot to pull down your pants….
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Nope, that's just you
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In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.
Quote:
Originally Posted by sjemac
It has been scientifically proven that a 308 round will not leave your property -- they essentially fall dead at the fence line. But a 38 round, when fired from a handgun, will of its own accord leave your property and destroy any small schools nearby.
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When I haven’t bought a fishing licence in 13 years and I’m still legal to fish.
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03-07-2024, 07:14 AM
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When you keep looking at the clock to see if its late enough to go to bed yet
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When you keep looking at the clock to see if its late enough to go to bed yet
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LOL ..... Lots of BTDT old guys here. 
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I realized I was getting older when a friend asked me if I was getting any on the side.
And I replied, "I didn't know they moved it"
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This country was started by voyagers whose young lives were swept away by the currents of the rivers for ten cents a day... just for the vanity of the European's beaver hats. ~ Red Bullets
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It is when you walk alone in nature that you discover your strengths and weaknesses. ~ Red Bullets
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I used to be able to read the year on a dime now I need glasses to find one in my change.
I paid $2 for my first fishing license $42 for my last
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When you point at your left wrist to someone to find out the time or worse yet is if you motion to someone inside s truck to roll down their window and they have no idea why you are motioning in a circular manner because you have electric windows on everything now.
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You know you are getting old when your next door neighbor says I just got a new Mercedes for my wife: And you say how did you get a trade like that!
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You know you are getting old when the spring daylight savings time change means one less trip to the bathroom that night.
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03-16-2024, 09:45 AM
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Old
You sit in a rocking chair and can`t get it started.
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In chronological order.
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“We seem to be getting closer and closer to a situation where nobody is responsible for what they did but we are all responsible for what somebody else did.”- Thomas Sowell
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What in Sam hill?
I bet you dollars to donuts
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Sex
Tri weekly....then try weekly.... now try weakly
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You say Trudeau was a flaming AH and people think you're talking about Justin
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Why hunt when I could buy meat?
Why have sex when I could opt for artificial insemination?
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