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03-02-2011, 10:43 AM
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" wait till your father gets home boy "
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03-02-2011, 11:11 AM
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Location: High Prairie
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You're a ******ing idiot 
Proved her wrong!  Well, somewhat.
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Sittin' here waitin' on a deer, drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets, Aimin' at the empties, missin' hittin' pine trees, It ain't my fault them cans keep movin', My baby's on the phone sayin' baby come home, Where you been and What you've been doin', We'll I've been, sittin' here, waitin' on a deer
Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets
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03-02-2011, 11:59 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Kelowna B.C.
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Cool moms
The neatest thing my mom said to me was when I was 17, waiting outside the bar while a friend who looked over 19 (BC Legal age) was buying us a case of beer. My mom comes walking out of the bar with a couple of her lady friends, sees me and walks over just as my buddy comes out with the case. I'm figgerin it's all over - I'm grounded, but she surprises me, she looks at my buddy with the case of beer, and looks at me through the open window, and in a giggly voice she says "Don't tell dad." Then she walks away giggling, and my dad never heard about that one.
Cheers mom.
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03-02-2011, 03:04 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Cold Lake, AB
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"You are in deeeeep, daaaaark trouble little Mister."
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Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum
"if you seek peace, prepare for war"
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03-02-2011, 04:30 PM
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I forget the circumstances/shenanigans, but steely eyed she looked at me a strapping young man of 18 years of age or so and said
"Do you want me to beat you to death?" with a noticeable pause between each word.
She meant it, and i have NO doubt that she could have accomplished the task.
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03-02-2011, 05:16 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Peace Country (again)
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"you can do better"
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03-02-2011, 05:17 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Peace Country (again)
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she also said when talking of girls who were from families that were known for , well...loose manners if I may..
Mom would say, "be assured, what's in the cat is in the kitten"
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03-02-2011, 05:18 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Peace Country (again)
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My grandmothers saying, that I still use to this day is...
when playing cards,...'I've got em big as dogs and twice as saucey"
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03-02-2011, 06:09 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At the base of a mountain beside a creek
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"If you don't use your brain, you'd better get ready to use your back...."
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03-02-2011, 06:27 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2009
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kick him in the balls and run! ( a bully at school)
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03-02-2011, 06:33 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Near a Dirt Road, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by huntinstuff
"RANDALL WILLIAM......!!!!"
Pretty much sums it up.
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Similar here. When I heard "TIMMY ORAN!!!!!!". my feet hit the ground running. Little did I realize at the time, I had to go in the house some time.
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