Little johnny; "dad, how many kind of boobs are there?"
Dad; "well son, there's 3 kinds, when a woman is in her 20's they're round and firm like melons, when she gets to her 30's and 40's they're like pears, getting longer and a bit soft, but still pretty Nice, when she gets to her 50's and 60's... they're like onions! Makes you cry just to look at them!"
Suzy; "mommy, how many kind of Willie's are there?"
Mom; "well honey, there's 3 kinds, when a man is in his 20's it's firm and strong like an oak tree!
When he's in his 30's and 40's, it's like a willow, getting flexible, but still pretty good,
But when he's in his 50's and 60's... it's like s Christmas tree,
Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!"
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