Brazen Coyote Attacks

[Twisted Canuck]

And nobody can figure out what to do about this?? Huh. It's so obvious I can't believe nobody figured it out, this is happening in Ottawa. They just need to ban coyotes. Obviously.

Coyote attacks stoke fear in Riverside South
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottaw...outh-1.5596505

[45/70/500]

Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck

And nobody can figure out what to do about this?? Huh. It's so obvious I can't believe nobody figured it out, this is happening in Ottawa. They just need to ban coyotes. Obviously.

Coyote attacks stoke fear in Riverside South
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottaw...outh-1.5596505

coyotes have allways liked to eat cow flop and thats what we get the most of from ottawa so its reasonable for them to go to a good food source

[Grizzly Adams]

You know the end is near, when people fear coyotes.

Grizz

[philintheblank]

Every spring, the same articles come out from a bunch of cities saying the same thing

[pikergolf]

It was bound to happen. Animals that lose their fear of man can get dangerous, I wonder what will happen with grizzlies in a few generations of bears. Maybe they will develop a taste for hipsters.

[bessiedog]

Originally Posted by 45/70/500

coyotes have allways liked to eat cow flop and thats what we get the most of from ottawa so its reasonable for them to go to a good food source

It’s funny cause it’s true!

[58thecat]

Originally Posted by philintheblank

Every spring, the same articles come out from a bunch of cities saying the same thing

and then you throw in less activity from people during the covid pandemic the critters take back their turf....nature.


ewww I saw a coyote, a bear, a sasquatch ahhh wait that's Frank who hasn't been to the barber in three months...all will get bold and territorial....they have young too....not Frank though...he ate them.

[urban rednek]

True progressives would understand the coyote is simply establishing dominance in order to take back its historical territory. Since peaceful means have not accomplished the necessary result, this is the natural escalation of negotiations.
They need to do right by brother coyote; would be best if they closed the area to all human intrusion.

[Dean2]

Start giving the coyotes tickets for violating social distancing laws, that will fix it right up. But then they are probably classed as protesters against coyote discrimination so that would let them off the hook.

[58thecat]

Originally Posted by urban rednek

True progressives would understand the coyote is simply establishing dominance in order to take back its historical territory. Since peaceful means have not accomplished the necessary result, this is the natural escalation of negotiations.
They need to do right by brother coyote; would be best if they closed the area to all human intrusion.

I say let them run amuck then take advantage in November of their beautiful hides.....

[Twisted Canuck]

I suggest they have closed door meetings with the appropriate Federal Minister (Resources? Parks and Recreation? Diversity and Inclusion?)....and they can do a full gender and species analysis, then sign a memorandum of agreement that clearly articulates all Coyote demands will be met and no concessions given. Followed by a formal apology with tears from the PM, with an admission that there is an ongoing genocide against coyotes.

It's the Canadian Way.

[HunterDave]

Coyote Tax......That'll fix it.

[58thecat]

coyote ugly will fix more problems...Dre_582_769_int_c1.jpg

ohhh I feel an attack coming on......

[Twisted Canuck]

Originally Posted by HunterDave

Coyote Tax......That'll fix it.

Well, in principle a tax does fix everything. But who will pay the tax, at what rate, who collects and administers it, and most importantly, will it put more money back in Canadians pocket? Assuming they have pockets and the coyotes haven't ripped their pants to shreds.

[EZM]

Maybe Trudeau can find some way of pandering to the coyotes ……… might as well ……… he has pandered to every other group.

[Dean2]

Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck

I suggest they have closed door meetings with the appropriate Federal Minister (Resources? Parks and Recreation? Diversity and Inclusion?)....and they can do a full gender and species analysis, then sign a memorandum of agreement that clearly articulates all Coyote demands will be met and no concessions given. Followed by a formal apology with tears from the PM, with an admission that there is an ongoing genocide against coyotes.

It's the Canadian Way.

Well done!!! Unfortunately it is also too true.

[bat119]

Trudeau logic
If you kill the coyote the coyote wins

[barbless]

You can blame the attacks on Sparkle Socks for banning guns. You can blame him for making everyone having to stay at home. The ones being attacked can be blamed for not staying indoors. See what happens when you can't go out with other people. They prey on the weak and the ones out of the pack. Two legged critters easy to catch. I hope the coyote's take over and over run Sparkle Socks. Then we can get back to our dog eat dog world of normality. Maybe we can ship or transplant some nice cute Timber Wolves and Grizzly's to help.

[TomP]

An oldEr man was just attacked a few days ago by a wolf in Port Edward ( community 15 minutes from Prince Rupert) The wolf was denning under some bushes in his yard...feet from his walkway. We have an increase in wolf activity around town the last few years but the last 2 months it has spiked. The man needs surgery to repair his leg...their should be a story on global news. A few of the pictures of wolf sightings they show at the end are of a you g wolf in my yard. They are not afraid of humans anymore and we must retake control. Sorry to derail coyote thread but wolf attacks on humans are very rare and seemed relevant

[barbless]

Originally Posted by TomP

An oldEr man was just attacked a few days ago by a wolf in Port Edward ( community 15 minutes from Prince Rupert) The wolf was denning under some bushes in his yard...feet from his walkway. We have an increase in wolf activity around town the last few years but the last 2 months it has spiked. The man needs surgery to repair his leg...their should be a story on global news. A few of the pictures of wolf sightings they show at the end are of a you g wolf in my yard. They are not afraid of humans anymore and we must retake control. Sorry to derail coyote thread but wolf attacks on humans are very rare and seemed relevant

That is not good at all. Hope he makes a good recovery. Problem is it won't make the big news because of where it happened. It happened out in a western province and not in Turdope's back yard sort of speak in the east. Maybe get the news involved and have them compare such attacks from that region to the eastern suburbs where it seems to be more important. They will probably just say you live in the wild wild west

[elk eater]

Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck

And nobody can figure out what to do about this?? Huh. It's so obvious I can't believe nobody figured it out, this is happening in Ottawa. They just need to ban coyotes.]

Pretty sure the liberals would just ban the teeth and all the good coyotes would have to suffer because of a few bad dogs.

[TomP]

Originally Posted by barbless

That is not good at all. Hope he makes a good recovery. Problem is it won't make the big news because of where it happened. It happened out in a western province and not in Turdope's back yard sort of speak in the east. Maybe get the news involved and have them compare such attacks from that region to the eastern suburbs where it seems to be more important. They will probably just say you live in the wild wild west

Sorry for the confusion! They DID do a story on global haha but yes your right nobody will really bat an eye because of the location...here’s a link to a story..2 of the pictures at the end of the video my wife took in our front yard..this is the CTV article. https://www.google.ca/amp/s/beta.ctv...1_4965322.html

[HunterDave]

Originally Posted by TomP

Sorry for the confusion! They DID do a story on global haha but yes your right nobody will really bat an eye because of the location...here’s a link to a story..2 of the pictures at the end of the video my wife took in our front yard..this is the CTV article. https://www.google.ca/amp/s/beta.ctv...1_4965322.html

COVID......Murder Wasps......Attack Wolves......It’s like we’re stuck in a bad game of Jumanji!