I'm sure the sarcastic poll you've posted here will garner you many more votes.
What's that old saying about catching more flies with honey than with vinegar?
Seriously, you were late entering the contest & posting about it on here, yet you're already up to 17th place. If you make sure your original post stays on page 1 of the forum, more people will see it & vote. Now quit whining; start begging, instead!
Good luck!