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ABB's Ban Hammer Factory
Lot-o-folks seem to think they can get away with things when the big guy isn't here.
WRONG !
ABB doesn't sleep. 
After an "exhausting" & thorough investigation , I found his factory !
You know the folks you see "suspended" or "guest" or such thing under their user name ?
Do remember the Stallone movie (with Sandra Bullock) where he is in some kind of suspended cryo stasis , and is being "trained" with new skills , like knitting, crochet , cooking etc (while the nut bar gets all the gun stuff , kung foo fighting etc) ?
Well , suspended users get the knitting stuff piped into them while on "leave".
The banned are in for a bigger "treat" !
They are dehydrated & put through a long smoking process !
(not 100 % sure what he does with them after this. Dog treats ?)
He also has a foundry in this place , for the making of BAN HAMMERS !
These , he sells to the other mods (not sure on how much mark up though).
For those wing nuts that think when the lights go out , they can do mischief ..... think again !
His BAN FACTORY works round the clock !
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 One if the most technical outfits going. Hammers and ship propulsion and a whole lot more lolol. Good eye R1 . Even had a set of coveralls once.
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Those big power lines at the back are to supply the juice for the blast furnaces that liquefy the adamantium/tungsten alloy. GreenPeace made him stop using the depleted uranium that he traditionally prefers.
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Originally Posted by CaberTosser
Those big power lines at the back are to supply the juice for the blast furnaces that liquefy the adamantium/tungsten alloy. GreenPeace made him stop using the depleted uranium that he traditionally prefers.
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They came up with a new name for the alloy, it is now Smartassius Neverendium.
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Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
I wasn't thinking far enough ahead for an outcome, I was ranting. By definition, a rant doesn't imply much forethought..... 
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02-04-2014, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Ken07AOVette
They came up with a new name for the alloy, it is now Smartassius Neverendium.
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Sweet, then its probably named in my honor!
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02-04-2014, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Ken07AOVette
They came up with a new name for the alloy, it is now Smartassius Neverendium.
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Its a proprietary secret the actual make up of unobtanium.
Now you will a be reported and ..shot ..then smacked with a hammer for good measure. Ve has way of making ze people talk.
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02-04-2014, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by CaberTosser
Sweet, then its probably named in my honor!
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Hey I resemble that remark!
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Originally Posted by Lefty-Canuck
Hey I resemble that remark!
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Back into the Leftorium, ya maroon!
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Originally Posted by Reeves1
Lot-o-folks seem to think they can get away with things when the big guy isn't here.
WRONG !
ABB doesn't sleep.
After an "exhausting" & thorough investigation , I found his factory !
You know the folks you see "suspended" or "guest" or such thing under their user name ?
Do remember the Stallone movie (with Sandra Bullock) where he is in some kind of suspended cryo stasis , and is being "trained" with new skills , like knitting, crochet , cooking etc (while the nut bar gets all the gun stuff , kung foo fighting etc) ?
Well , suspended users get the knitting stuff piped into them while on "leave".
The banned are in for a bigger "treat" !
They are dehydrated & put through a long smoking process !
(not 100 % sure what he does with them after this. Dog treats ?)
He also has a foundry in this place , for the making of BAN HAMMERS !
These , he sells to the other mods (not sure on how much mark up though).
For those wing nuts that think when the lights go out , they can do mischief ..... think again !
His BAN FACTORY works round the clock !
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Is that a black dodge duelly in the parking lot? 
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02-04-2014, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Daddy Badger
Is that a black dodge duelly in the parking lot? |
Yep, and a savage hanging out the window
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Only dead fish go with the flow. The rest use their brains in life.
Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
I wasn't thinking far enough ahead for an outcome, I was ranting. By definition, a rant doesn't imply much forethought.....
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02-04-2014, 06:22 PM
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Witha pool noodle? 
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02-04-2014, 06:26 PM
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Double entendre?
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Chew on this
Moderators are assigned to "moderate" something which means they are in charge of seeing that it does what it is supposed to do and nothing more.
Most moderators are driven mad by their lust for power and will cause suffering and hatred at every turn because it makes them happy to see others unhappy.
What the other definitions here leave out is that moderators aren't just for forums or websites. There are moderators of sorts in games, chat rooms and many other places. All of them are nerdy losers who get back at life for making them monsters by taking their anger out on anyone they can. They chose to moderate sites of which something that they suck at.
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Originally Posted by suckit-mods
Moderators are assigned to "moderate" something which means they are in charge of seeing that it does what it is supposed to do and nothing more.
Most moderators are driven mad by their lust for power and will cause suffering and hatred at every turn because it makes them happy to see others unhappy.
What the other definitions here leave out is that moderators aren't just for forums or websites. There are moderators of sorts in games, chat rooms and many other places. All of them are nerdy losers who get back at life for making them monsters by taking their anger out on anyone they can. They chose to moderate sites of which something that they suck at.
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Wow... sour grapes much? 
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Time, it makes you old. Experience makes you wise. It's only a fool who judges life by what he sees in other peoples' eyes.
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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MEH....dont post like a D-Bag and you wont get banned...problem solved.
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Originally Posted by suckit-mods
Moderators are assigned to "moderate" something which means they are in charge of seeing that it does what it is supposed to do and nothing more.
Most moderators are driven mad by their lust for power and will cause suffering and hatred at every turn because it makes them happy to see others unhappy.
What the other definitions here leave out is that moderators aren't just for forums or websites. There are moderators of sorts in games, chat rooms and many other places. All of them are nerdy losers who get back at life for making them monsters by taking their anger out on anyone they can. They chose to moderate sites of which something that they suck at.
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Howdy and welcome - I think 
Strange name to pick for a handle while commenting on a thread that involves a moderator !:sign0161
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Quote:
Originally Posted by suckit-mods
Moderators are assigned to "moderate" something which means they are in charge of seeing that it does what it is supposed to do and nothing more.
Most moderators are driven mad by their lust for power and will cause suffering and hatred at every turn because it makes them happy to see others unhappy.
What the other definitions here leave out is that moderators aren't just for forums or websites. There are moderators of sorts in games, chat rooms and many other places. All of them are nerdy losers who get back at life for making them monsters by taking their anger out on anyone they can. They chose to moderate sites of which something that they suck at.
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People who are a big enough d bag to get banned from a Internet forum sure are cool
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Like a bolt from above I can hear it ...... []--- time.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by suckit-mods
Moderators are assigned to "moderate" something which means they are in charge of seeing that it does what it is supposed to do and nothing more.
Most moderators are driven mad by their lust for power and will cause suffering and hatred at every turn because it makes them happy to see others unhappy.
What the other definitions here leave out is that moderators aren't just for forums or websites. There are moderators of sorts in games, chat rooms and many other places. All of them are nerdy losers who get back at life for making them monsters by taking their anger out on anyone they can. They chose to moderate sites of which something that they suck at.
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Don't forget to send us a postcard from banned camp.
3, 2, 1....
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Bye-Bye JA
Quote:
Originally Posted by suckit-mods
Moderators are assigned to "moderate" something which means they are in charge of seeing that it does what it is supposed to do and nothing more.
Most moderators are driven mad by their lust for power and will cause suffering and hatred at every turn because it makes them happy to see others unhappy.
What the other definitions here leave out is that moderators aren't just for forums or websites. There are moderators of sorts in games, chat rooms and many other places. All of them are nerdy losers who get back at life for making them monsters by taking their anger out on anyone they can. They chose to moderate sites of which something that they suck at.
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Awwww hurt feelings much.........
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Originally Posted by Ken07AOVette
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Damn Ken... we know too much.
Don't...I repeat DON'T use your cell phone and forget you know me.
I'm headed for the basement... thats where the kevlar is.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by suckit-mods
Moderators are assigned to "moderate" something which means they are in charge of seeing that it does what it is supposed to do and nothing more.
Most moderators are driven mad by their lust for power and will cause suffering and hatred at every turn because it makes them happy to see others unhappy.
What the other definitions here leave out is that moderators aren't just for forums or websites. There are moderators of sorts in games, chat rooms and many other places. All of them are nerdy losers who get back at life for making them monsters by taking their anger out on anyone they can. They chose to moderate sites of which something that they suck at.
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Its just "Tsunami" who is angry at Kanon or Pixel. forgot who dealt with him.
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Its just "Tsunami" who is angry at Kanon or Pixel. forgot who dealt with him.
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Lol. Tsunami. What a maroon. What a nincompoop!
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A record one post ............... two minutes, thirteen seconds ............ BAN.
(And it only took that long because the master of the band hammer was in mid stream and had to wash his hands first).
lol .......... spectacular ...........
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Lol. Tsunami. What a maroon. What a nincompoop!
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What a wet blanket....
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Originally Posted by EZM
A record one post ............... two minutes, thirteen seconds ............ BAN.
(And it only took that long because the master of the band hammer was in mid stream and had to wash his hands first).
lol .......... spectacular ...........
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Wait!?!
He was driving his vehicle through an important fish habitat?
I'm just tickled pink that I FINALLLY got to do the countdown.
Every other time... someone beats me to it.
Picture BDB...blowing pretend smoke from the end of his finger... gotcha...troll... hehehe
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I snapped this picture of ABB right as he was swinging the ban hammer
ps. be careful when you wanna search guy with hammer
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