Super bad week i had

[superuke]

So to start, one of my office ladies needs a ride from work to pick her car up at the tire shop. She asks me if I could give her a ride. I agreed. (she is 10 out of 10) and all the wives are jealous of her. She puts on her snow boots, but hangs on to her high heal shoes and brings them in the car. Drop her off and go home to pick up my wife as were meeting friends for supper at a restaurant in Edmonton. Driving with my wife to restaurant I notice a high heel shoe under the passenger seat. My alarm bells go off so I wait until the wife is looking out her side window. I grab the shoe and throw it out the window so my wife does not see it. (I didn't want to tell her about the lady I gave a ride to). Low a behold we get to the restaurant and the wife says: did you see my shoe, I am sure I brought both. Now what? She leaves her winter boots on and we go inside the restaurant but the other couple we are meeting haven't arrived as yet. We were seated for four people. I told the bride I have to go to the washroom. I get in the washroom, the first stall is locked as someone was in there. I take the second stall, sit down. The guy in the first stall says: How are you? I am not one for talking to someone in the washroom but I answered I am fine. The guy in the next stall says what are you up to? I answer we are meeting someone for supper. The guy says I will call you back later some a hole is answering my questions. Oh boy the guy was on the phone.
Get back to our table and other couple is there. I ordered a T-Bone steak. It was awesome. But I like chewing the meat off the bone. I didn't want to do that in the restaurant because the other couple were the wife's bosses. So when I finished my steak I asked the waiter to wrap the bone as I would like it for my dog at home. (we have no dog). Five minutes later the waiter comes with a fairly big bag and says. Oh I dug through the garbage and found some more bones. This is not good. My dear wife is embarrassed and she gives the waiter an extra $20 bill. Question I have is should I give my wife the $20 back? Am having night mares about the shoe.

[Twisted Canuck]

This may be the most novel funny thread I've seen in a long time. Well done.

I'd say keep the twenty bucks, and don't bother explaining to the wife. You're welcome.

[keeks]

Now that beats my week. Lol. Thanks for sharing.

[jungleboy]

Reads like a Rodney Dangerfield sketch. 😂

[Savage Bacon]

Thanks for sharing. Is your wife still looking for her shoe?

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[Bigwoodsman]

Laughing so hard I’ve got tears.

BW

[roper1]

All's well that ends well.........who sits on the throne & the phone anyway.

[Howard Hutchinson]

That's so danged funny. Can't wipe the smile off my face as I type. Don't know what to say except, the sun rose the next day for you. "alarm bells" haha, no doubt man.

[chris762]

Sorry to hear you had such a bad day. Any chance you could find her other shoe and stuff it deep under the passenger seat? " Honey, I was cleaning the car, look what I found." Take care and I hope your days get better.

[Okotok]

Randy, is that you?!

[curtz]

Lmao

[M.C. Gusto]

Hahahahahahahahaha best thread I’ve read on here

[glen moa]

Can you post what happens next week please.

[ghostguy6]

If I were you I would be on the side of the road looking for that shoe.....

[CNP]

I don't know if this really happened to you or you copied it from somewhere else. Whatever, it is a hilarious story, thanks for posting it.

[Pathfinder76]

Originally Posted by CNP

I don't know if this really happened to you or you copied it from somewhere else. Whatever, it is a hilarious story, thanks for posting it.

X1000 lol. This is a hoot!

[elkhunter11]

Originally Posted by glen moa

Can you post what happens next week please.

And if that is as entertaining , make it a weekly story.

[58thecat]

You should write for a producer.... put this out there for all of us to watch

[silvertip]

That made my Monday morning

waiting for the next is instalment of your adventure

[owlhoot]

My morning chuckle, Thanks

[~altiplano~]

LOL... too funny!

[221fb]

Cripes
I guess I’m not the only one who has had to throw a bra , I mean shoe out the window

[Jamie Black R/T]

While funny, every one of those stories are regularly shared around the internet.

I should start a thread telling you guys about the time I chased a limo patron all the way to Aspen Colorado to return her briefcase. Id have you all in stitches describing my escapades.

[anchorman]

This forum needs a "like" button...

[Lornce]

Just want to report that I almost crashed on Deefoot, someone threw a high heeled shoe and it popped into an opened back window, I had some explaining to do when the wife found a high heel in the back of our truck.

[LaCa]

I'm quite positive that is the first time I've laughed out loud at a post on here. Good stuff.

[ttankster]

That's good stuff!

[Phil McCracken]

hehe...

[Gun]

Hilarious!

[cacty]

That seems like a good day not a bad one...perspective.