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Old 11-01-2015, 12:48 PM
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Default Piano Players are not what they used to be

I was at a local place and the piano playing it wasn't that great.
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Old 11-01-2015, 12:50 PM
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Oh.

I had a hot dog the other day. It was good.
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Old 11-01-2015, 01:26 PM
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Oh.

I had a hot dog the other day. It was good.
But could it play the piano?

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Old 11-01-2015, 01:45 PM
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Bought a new pair of boots. They sure aren't as comfortable as my old ones.
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Old 11-01-2015, 02:05 PM
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Maybe the player piano's perforated paper needs replacing?

I can hardly wait for post #11.
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Old 11-01-2015, 02:27 PM
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Sounds like some time was spent on your organ
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Old 11-01-2015, 02:34 PM
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I was at a local place and the piano playing it wasn't that great.

I'd have to disagree. Maybe check out a different establishment.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HIJPxxoF7dw



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Old 11-01-2015, 02:40 PM
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I think the subway club is WAY better than the subway melt at Subway.........


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Old 11-01-2015, 03:38 PM
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Piano was great this morning!

Mind you, maybe it was because I wasn't playing this time.
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Old 11-01-2015, 03:58 PM
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Old 11-01-2015, 04:40 PM
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I'm gonna mow the lawn one last time.
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Old 11-01-2015, 04:43 PM
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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.
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Old 11-01-2015, 08:07 PM
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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.
I once shat in a 5 gallon bucket and then threw the contents overboard.
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Old 11-01-2015, 08:32 PM
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I saw some clouds today, and they weren't as puffy as the ones we used to have when the PC's were in charge....so I yelled at the clouds and shook my fist.
That shaped em up.
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