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Old 12-03-2013, 10:28 PM
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Dear Ken,

We heard you have snow plowing experience, a Willingness to work and a snow plow. Our city needs you, we have 90,000 residents who have resorted to stupidity and stubbornness and it's getting ugly. Our city snow plows are trying their best, but also getting stuck. I am not sure if you heard, but it snowed a bit down here, and a lot of us have jobs to get to that are pretty darn important. Or so we think. For the most part, we have new tires ( my all seasons are only 3 years old) and even those are not cutting it. I fear that if immediate action is not taken, our Tim Hortons drive thru may close.
Please Ken, teach us how to shovel!

Remember, With great power comes great responsibility.

Truly yours,
The residents of Red Deer.

Also, we probably can't pay you, we decided to make bike lanes a priority this year, but had to paint over them and it kinda ate the budget.
However we will sing the mr plow song for you!
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Old 12-03-2013, 10:37 PM
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. . . ( my all seasons are only 3 years old) and even those are not cutting it . . .




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Old 12-03-2013, 10:39 PM
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dear ken,

we heard you have snow plowing experience, a willingness to work and a snow plow. Our city needs you, we have 90,000 residents who have resorted to stupidity and stubbornness and it's getting ugly. Our city snow plows are trying their best, but also getting stuck. I am not sure if you heard, but it snowed a bit down here, and a lot of us have jobs to get to that are pretty darn important. Or so we think. For the most part, we have new tires ( my all seasons are only 3 years old) and even those are not cutting it. I fear that if immediate action is not taken, our tim hortons drive thru may close.
Please ken, teach us how to shovel!

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility.

Truly yours,
the residents of red deer.

Also, we probably can't pay you, we decided to make bike lanes a priority this year, but had to paint over them and it kinda ate the budget.
However we will sing the mr plow song for you!
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Old 12-03-2013, 10:40 PM
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I just had a vision of Homer Simpson plowing reddeer streets with the mr. Plow truck.(camrose actually has a mr. Plow truck. Someone painted there 80's chevy truck up like the mr. Plow truck and plows snow.)
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Old 12-03-2013, 10:43 PM
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Bike lanes are now Snowmobile lanes.

Red Deer just became an outdoor paradise.
Its so easy.
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Old 12-03-2013, 10:45 PM
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I got a plow on a quad, can travel. Work for beer, food and lodgings
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Old 12-03-2013, 11:50 PM
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I got a plow on a quad, can travel. Work for beer, food and lodgings
+1 -beer. Lol

Between the truck blade, quad blade, snowblower and bucket on the 750 I still wouldn't make a dent lol

But I would sure give it a hell of a try!
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Old 12-04-2013, 12:07 AM
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OCH stay home ken my commute takes half the time ... no traffic.
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