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Never monkey with another monkeys monkey
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Only dead fish go with the flow. The rest use their brains in life.
Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
I wasn't thinking far enough ahead for an outcome, I was ranting. By definition, a rant doesn't imply much forethought..... 
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10-03-2020, 11:06 PM
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When wet wading the river don’t touch the electric fence.
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10-03-2020, 11:34 PM
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"Don't make a face like that or your face is going to stay that way!"
Don't forget to remember to forget about remembering to forget.
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This country was started by voyagers whose young lives were swept away by the currents of the rivers for ten cents a day... just for the vanity of the European's beaver hats. ~ Red Bullets
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It is when you walk alone in nature that you discover your strengths and weaknesses. ~ Red Bullets
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10-03-2020, 11:37 PM
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Don't pet the sweaty stuff.
Or something like that.
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'Once the monkeys learn they can vote themselves a banana, they'll never climb another tree.'. Robert Heinlein
'You can accomplish a lot more with a kind word and a gun, than with a kind word alone.' Al Capone
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10-04-2020, 07:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
Don't pet the sweaty stuff.
Or something like that.
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Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff
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Burglar: Aren't you going to call the cops?
Farmer: Why? Nobody knows you're here
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10-04-2020, 12:55 PM
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Don't install your padlocks like this one I saw on a jobsite the other day...lol
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Not everyone who helps you is your friend. And not everyone who is against you is your enemy. Not everything which makes you laugh, is only a joke.
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is clear, simple, and wrong.
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10-04-2020, 01:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurt505
Ride bmx at 45yrs old
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Or skateboard.......
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RIP Pte Terry J Street 2nd Battalion, PPCLI, Shilo, Man. EOT, April 4 2008 Panjwayi District Afghanistan,Constable Jimmy Ng,RCMP EOW,Sunday, September 15, 2002
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Never play cards with Corby Lund!
Oh, and never smoke dope with Willy !
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Anytime I figure I've got this long range thing figured out, I just strap into the sling and irons and remind myself that I don't! 
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Be a fool & say:
"that will never happen"
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10-04-2020, 07:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tri777
Be a fool & say:
"that will never happen"
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Never say "never"
..and never look for a fool, he'll always show up by himself.
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Not everyone who helps you is your friend. And not everyone who is against you is your enemy. Not everything which makes you laugh, is only a joke.
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is clear, simple, and wrong.
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