Snaring Moose

[hawk-i]

Originally Posted by KegRiver

A Moose Noose you say. Could make your day you say.

I'd use 3/4" rope you know, cause a Noose on a Moose loose in the Spruce could goose your caboose you know.

Gotta hold em tight with all you might, especially at night, oh the fight would be a fright. At night. But you just might, get it right.

A Moose I'm told, is very bold and hard to hold. So tie to a tree if one is free.
As for me, I'd like to see, if you be, laughing at me. From up in that tree.

You're a Poet and didn't Know it.

[KegRiver]

Originally Posted by hawk-i

You're a Poet and didn't Know it.

LOL.

I do enjoy a good rhyme.

[antlercarver]

Would you be open to rent your rope snare out for a hind 1/4 share ?

[Talking moose]

Originally Posted by antlercarver

Would you be open to rent your rope snare out for a hind 1/4 share ?

Pretty sure wild game can’t be gifted. Only sold....

[FCLightning]

Originally Posted by Talking moose

Pretty sure wild game can’t be gifted. Only sold....

Bartering is selling. You're good to go.

[KegRiver]

Originally Posted by antlercarver

Would you be open to rent your rope snare out for a hind 1/4 share ?

I'd be willing to do about anything for a 1/4 of Moose.
Except date Nancy Palosi. Some things are just to awful to contemplate.

[antlercarver]

Originally Posted by KegRiver

I'd be willing to do about anything for a 1/4 of Moose.
Except date Nancy Palosi. Some things are just to awful to contemplate.

Maybe a a handsome, virile man is just what is needed to distract her and get her off the TV , plus I could use the moose noose. Would 1/2 a moose do it.

[KegRiver]

Originally Posted by antlercarver

Maybe a a handsome, virile man is just what is needed to distract her and get her off the TV , plus I could use the moose noose. Would 1/2 a moose do it.

Nancy! No, a dozen Moose would not persuade me.

I'd rather date the Moose.

[KegRiver]

Don't get me wrong, she's not a bad looking woman and not much older then me, but some things are simply not doable.

Her personality could kill a full bottle of Viagra.

If you could hook me up with Sarah Palin we might be able to work something out.

[raised by wolves]

Snaring moose is a common practice among some of the northern tribes. One of my Algonquin buddies often talks about snaring moose and deer. I hunt some property near a Res. and have found a few heavy sets along the tight trails. They were using braided cable.