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08-19-2017, 03:33 PM
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The world economy explained with just two cows
A great explanation of how the world's economies works. A series of pictures.
https://bluesyemre.com/2015/08/13/th...carousel-42704
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08-19-2017, 04:32 PM
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Hilarious. Yet sadly so much truth there
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08-19-2017, 04:33 PM
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A Canadian Prairie corporation.
You have two cows.
Ottawa says you can't milk them because it isn't fair to the cows.
You become poor and your cows die of starvation.
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08-19-2017, 05:28 PM
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Banned
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A Canadian Corporation
You have two cows.
NAFTA's environmental arm demands Canada explain the methane leaks from the cows.
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08-19-2017, 05:57 PM
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canada
Alberta have two dairy cows. builds barn, fence and pasture , feed it.. milked.
then must give half of milk to Quebec .
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08-19-2017, 08:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fishtank
canada
Alberta have two dairy cows. builds barn, fence and pasture , feed it.. milked.
then must give half of milk to Quebec .
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And the provincial and federal government both charge you a royalty for every liter of milk you take from the cows, including the milk that you give to Quebec.
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08-19-2017, 08:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by elkhunter11
And the provincial and federal government both charge you a royalty for every liter of milk you take from the cows, including the milk that you give to Quebec.
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So true!!!!
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08-20-2017, 07:20 AM
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Canada
The country has 2 cows and needs milk. One part of the country uses butter every day but won't let it transport milk across their territory. One part of the country uses cheese every day but doesn't think they get compensated enough for allowing transport of the milk or by the transfer fees the cow's tending province pays. The rest of the country has people that eat butter every day but love to waive banners on how bad our cows are for the environment. The leader of the country loves to take pictures with the cows, but he won't actually do anything about the milk. The cows end wandering away with full udders.
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08-20-2017, 07:22 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by elkhunter11
And the provincial and federal government both charge you a royalty for every liter of milk you take from the cows, including the milk that you give to Quebec.
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But that's only after pouring a third of it down the drain because your over quota.
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08-20-2017, 02:02 PM
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They missed the canadian economy.
Two cows
Fire the milkers, because they eat 2.75% of profit margin vs mexico
Ship two cows to mexico for dirt cheap
Some one else milks them and sells the milk back to canadians on EI.
Canadians argue on the companies behalf that the milkers got paid too much.
Canadians grope and moan they have to buy milk from mexico that costs more than the 'good old days' candian milk and canadian owned farm
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08-20-2017, 02:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 79ford
They missed the canadian economy.
Two cows
Fire the milkers, because they eat 2.75% of profit margin vs mexico
Ship two cows to mexico for dirt cheap
Some one else milks them and sells the milk back to canadians on EI.
Canadians argue on the companies behalf that the milkers got paid too much.
Canadians grope and moan they have to buy milk from mexico that costs more than the 'good old days' candian milk and canadian owned farm
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Nothing wrong with a good groping
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I wasn't thinking far enough ahead for an outcome, I was ranting. By definition, a rant doesn't imply much forethought.....
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08-21-2017, 01:07 AM
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Gone Hunting
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken07AOVette
Nothing wrong with a good groping
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In fact, it can be quiet enjoyable for both parties involved.
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