Bow River Goose

[Speckler]

I'm having trouble finding a place to take a few geese near Calgary along the Bow River. Could anybody offer some help please?

[Winch101]

What do you mean " Take " them.

[Okotokian]

Originally Posted by Winch101

What do you mean " Take " them.

He said "I'm having trouble finding a place to take a few geese near Calgary along the Bow River." He has a number of geese. He would like to take them on a trip to the river. What is so hard to figure out Winch?

[Winch101]

When I am asking permission to go goose hunting at a farm
If a little old lady answers the door .....I say ....we would like
To TAKE A goose off the field ....in lieu of the customary term
Blast-em . In deference to age and being the fairer sex .

Do you think he means shoot some geese off the river ?

[Speckler]

LoL! Fkrs! I want to blast a few geese!

[Bowie]

^^ I'm in the same situation.
I seemed to be having the issue this season when I was out spotting for geese. I'd find them, then over the next few days id try and get permission and then get set up. Then the geese had already moved on. I was consistently 1 step behind them all season.

[Big Sky]

A man in Vancouver contacted a trucker.
"I have 12 penguins that I need you to take to the zoo in Calgary. I'll pay you$2000"
The trucker agreed, loaded the penguins and headed east.
Two days later, the client is driving through Calgary, on his way to the zoo. He spots the trucker, along with the dozen penguins, in the line outside a movie theatre.
"What are you doing?", the man asks. "I paid you $2000 to take these
penguins to the zoo."
"I did take 'em to the zoo", said the trucker. "But I had a bunch of money left over, so I thought I'd take 'em to the movies."