Go Back   Alberta Outdoorsmen Forum > Main Category > Hunting Discussion

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 06-18-2019, 08:11 AM
JWCalgary JWCalgary is offline
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 653
Default What's in a name? Animal nicknames.

What do you call these critters we pursue.... I know of "Bush pig" for black bear. "Swamp Donkey" for moosey. I have a few choice words for whitetail but none that would be considered a nickname. Any other good ones out there?

Sent from my SM-G530W using Tapatalk
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 06-18-2019, 10:00 AM
Carts27 Carts27 is offline
 
Join Date: Dec 2017
Location: High River
Posts: 119
Default Nickname

Quill Pig- Porcupine
Speed Goat- Antelope
__________________
If your not living life on the edge your just taking up space!!!!
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 06-18-2019, 10:13 AM
Big Thumper Big Thumper is offline
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 1,066
Default

Loper- Antelope (or goat, speed goat)
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 06-18-2019, 10:17 AM
CaberTosser's Avatar
CaberTosser CaberTosser is offline
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Calgary
Posts: 19,419
Default

Flying azzhole = magpie
__________________
"The trouble with people idiot-proofing things, is the resulting evolution of the idiot." Me
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 06-18-2019, 10:28 AM
Grizzly Adams's Avatar
Grizzly Adams Grizzly Adams is offline
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Central Alberta
Posts: 21,399
Default

Guess I consider it disrespectful to the game and a good way to offend people. Must be the German in me.


Grizz
__________________
"Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal."
John E. Pfeiffer The Emergence of Man
written in 1969
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 06-18-2019, 10:51 AM
raw outdoors raw outdoors is offline
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: calgary
Posts: 691
Default

Holstein pheasant (magpie)
Jumper (whitetail)
Slow elk (cattle)

I’m sure I have more back in the memory bank.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 06-18-2019, 10:55 AM
DRE75 DRE75 is offline
 
Join Date: Apr 2016
Posts: 231
Default

Trash panda is my go to for raccoon.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 06-18-2019, 01:50 PM
urban rednek's Avatar
urban rednek urban rednek is online now
 
Join Date: Jul 2016
Posts: 3,424
Wink doubt that it will catch on

Heard this one the other day. Use at your discretion.
Attached Images
File Type: jpg beaver-we-feel.jpg (25.4 KB, 344 views)
__________________
“One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.” - Thomas Sowell

“We seem to be getting closer and closer to a situation where nobody is responsible for what they did but we are all responsible for what somebody else did.”- Thomas Sowell
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 06-18-2019, 02:13 PM
Stinky Buffalo's Avatar
Stinky Buffalo Stinky Buffalo is offline
Moderator
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: A bit North o' Center...
Posts: 11,150
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Grizzly Adams View Post
Guess I consider it disrespectful to the game and a good way to offend people. Must be the German in me.


Grizz
Rats, now I don't want to share either.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 06-18-2019, 02:25 PM
Dick284's Avatar
Dick284 Dick284 is offline
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dreadful Valley
Posts: 14,620
Default

Cream butt for mulies
Flag tail for whitetail
Grass rats for Richardson ground squirrels
Mole for pocket gophers
Annoying pain in the back side stupid white bird, for snow geese(especially if they fail to decoy)
Green head for a male mallard
Slough shark, snot rocket, jack, for northern pike.
__________________


There are no absolutes
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 06-18-2019, 02:57 PM
Red Bullets's Avatar
Red Bullets Red Bullets is offline
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: central Alberta
Posts: 12,629
Default

red squirrel - bushy tail tree rat
crow - egg sucker
skunk - stink pup
coyote - yapper
Mule deer - big ears
Whitetail - bonehead or jerky
Elk - hairy bush ghost
Moose - bullwinkle (origins of this nickname are from an old comic book character)
Wolverine - skunk bear or quickhatch(Cree name, kwĭkkwâhaketsh).
Timber wolf - witches horse
Cougar - sneaker or deer tiger
Moth- candle fly
Falcons - duck busters
Great horned owl or great grey owl - flying lynx
Earthworm/dew worm - dirt snake
Beaver - stick pig.
Sea Gull - Sh*t hawk

Proper name for a nearby big black bear or grizzly bear is "Ma'am" or "Sir."
__________________
___________________________________________
This country was started by voyagers whose young lives were swept away by the currents of the rivers for ten cents a day... just for the vanity of the European's beaver hats. ~ Red Bullets
___________________________________________
It is when you walk alone in nature that you discover your strengths and weaknesses. ~ Red Bullets
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 06-18-2019, 03:10 PM
Albertadiver's Avatar
Albertadiver Albertadiver is offline
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 10,188
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by CaberTosser View Post
Flying azzhole = magpie
I always wondered why you called TreeGuy a red magpie!


I call my Lab Duke - Turdface quite a bit. Mostly because he tries to eat poop if we aren't looking.
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 06-18-2019, 03:45 PM
Stinky Buffalo's Avatar
Stinky Buffalo Stinky Buffalo is offline
Moderator
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: A bit North o' Center...
Posts: 11,150
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Bullets View Post
Proper name for a nearby big black bear or grizzly bear is "Ma'am" or "Sir."
Awesome.
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 06-18-2019, 04:32 PM
obsessed1 obsessed1 is offline
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 2,931
Default

Coyote/ yote, song dog
Gopher/ whistle pig
Grizzly/ humpy
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 06-18-2019, 05:17 PM
crocker038 crocker038 is offline
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East AB
Posts: 129
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Grizzly Adams View Post
Guess I consider it disrespectful to the game and a good way to offend people. Must be the German in me.


Grizz
ya because Germans have no nicknames for anything especially animals.
__________________
Cattle die, kindred die,
Every man is mortal:
But the good name never dies
Of one who has done well
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 06-18-2019, 05:38 PM
Hunter4ever12's Avatar
Hunter4ever12 Hunter4ever12 is offline
 
Join Date: Oct 2015
Location: Medicine Hat
Posts: 550
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by urban rednek View Post
Heard this one the other day. Use at your discretion.
Hahahaha!!! Now that was good!
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Old 06-18-2019, 06:31 PM
catnthehat's Avatar
catnthehat catnthehat is offline
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Ft. McMurray
Posts: 38,584
Default

Flat tail- beaver
Flag tail - white tail
Flat head - White tail doe
Propeller head- Mule deer doe
Song dog -coyote
Ditch parrot - Pheasant
White tail- walleye
Jack- Pike
Slobber nose or swamp donkey- moose
Slow Elk- domestic bovine
Cat
__________________
Anytime I figure I've got this long range thing figured out, I just strap into the sling and irons and remind myself that I don't!
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Old 06-18-2019, 07:43 PM
trigger7mm trigger7mm is offline
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 3,517
Default What’s I. A name

Quote:
Originally Posted by CaberTosser View Post
Flying azzhole = magpie
You could add cormorants to that name too. Also jughead for a moose.
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Old 06-18-2019, 08:18 PM
trailraat trailraat is offline
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts: 319
Default

Bush Grizzly - Grouse (when they take off directly from your feet and scare the crap out of you)
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Old 06-18-2019, 08:23 PM
Greatwest's Avatar
Greatwest Greatwest is offline
 
Join Date: Nov 2018
Posts: 941
Default

Here are a few that haven’t been mentioned yet.
Walleye- Walter
Canada Goose- Honker
Rabbit- Hasenpfeffer (that one is for u Grizzly Adams it’s a German rabbit stew)
Reply With Quote
  #21  
Old 06-18-2019, 09:16 PM
Big Lou's Avatar
Big Lou Big Lou is offline
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: AB
Posts: 808
Default

Canada Geese - Drones, Box Cars, 747’s, Greys
Speckle Bellies - Bars, Lesbians(long story...... involves squealing)
Mallards - Red Legs, Kenny Rodger’s Roasters
Pintails - Sprig
Snow Geese - Sky Carp
Does - Nannies, Slicks
Small antlered males of any species - Scrap
Coyotes - Verm
Big Buck - Prairie Schooner, Slob, Hawg, Toad, Pig, Whopper
Wide Buck - Airplane
Bull Moose - Murray
Cow Moose - Maria
Elk - Forest Horse
Gopher - Sod Rat
Pigeon - Winged Rat
Reply With Quote
  #22  
Old 06-19-2019, 05:49 AM
ram crazy ram crazy is offline
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 3,848
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by raw outdoors View Post
Holstein pheasant (magpie)
Jumper (whitetail)
Slow elk (cattle)

I’m sure I have more back in the memory bank.
We call the mulies Jumpers.
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Old 06-19-2019, 07:12 AM
dshot dshot is offline
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: East of the Rockies West of The Rest
Posts: 107
Default

grouse/pheasant -- ditch chicken
__________________
Formula for success: rise early, work hard, and strike oil.

-J.Paul Getty
Reply With Quote
  #24  
Old 06-19-2019, 10:20 AM
JWCalgary JWCalgary is offline
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 653
Default

This list is AWESOME! my vocabulary increased three hundred fold in two days

Sent from my SM-G530W using Tapatalk
Reply With Quote
  #25  
Old 06-19-2019, 12:12 PM
bitterrootfly bitterrootfly is offline
 
Join Date: Apr 2017
Location: South West Alberta and K-Country
Posts: 421
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by dshot View Post
grouse/pheasant -- ditch chicken
Similar for me, Grouse are Ditch chickens and pheasant are ditch pigeons
__________________
Either write something worthy of doing or do something worthy of writing about.
Reply With Quote
  #26  
Old 06-19-2019, 12:55 PM
cowmanbob cowmanbob is offline
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,573
Default

I tend to call a moose a moose and an elk an elk
Reply With Quote
  #27  
Old 06-19-2019, 01:37 PM
amosfella amosfella is offline
 
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 3,221
Default

Poisonous snake-danger noodle or nope rope
Bear-danger floof
Kangaroo is a tyrannosaurus deer
Lamma or alpaca is giraffe sheep
Ostrich is giraffe bird
Zebra is a prison pony
Tiger is a danger zebra
Skunk is a fart squirrel
Otter is a sea catsnake
Penguin is a formal chicken
Fox is a forest corgi

http://boredomtherapy.com/funny-animal-names/
Reply With Quote
  #28  
Old 06-21-2019, 08:49 AM
JWCalgary JWCalgary is offline
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 653
Default

There's gotta be some names for sheep out there. Anyone?

Sent from my SM-G530W using Tapatalk
Reply With Quote
  #29  
Old 06-23-2019, 06:45 AM
NCC NCC is offline
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Leslieville
Posts: 2,503
Default

Domestic sheep- range maggots
__________________
We talk so much about leaving a better planet to our kids, that we forget to leave better kids to our planet.

Gerry Burnie
Reply With Quote
  #30  
Old 06-23-2019, 02:36 PM
ghostguy6's Avatar
ghostguy6 ghostguy6 is offline
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: edmonton
Posts: 3,116
Default

I usually just call them dinner.
__________________
" Everything in life that I enjoy is either illegal, immoral, fattening or causes cancer!"

"The problem was this little thing called the government and laws."
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 08:31 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.