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03-04-2024, 12:40 PM
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You Know You're Getting Old..When
This morning about 8:30 I was watching the brier, slice up an apple, popped the first piece in my mouth ......... no teeth in  every day is an adventure
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03-04-2024, 12:43 PM
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You know you are getting old when you wake up injured from something you did in your sleep.
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03-04-2024, 12:47 PM
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You know you're getting old when... when... what were we talking about?
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It has been scientifically proven that a 308 round will not leave your property -- they essentially fall dead at the fence line. But a 38 round, when fired from a handgun, will of its own accord leave your property and destroy any small schools nearby.
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03-04-2024, 12:51 PM
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… you figure you can reply to such a thread.
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03-04-2024, 01:20 PM
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You know you are getting old.....when people put their hand on your forearm, their eyes get really wide, and they say "Can I help you?"
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03-04-2024, 01:21 PM
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You know you are getting old when you see a gorgeous 25 women and the first thing that pops into your mind is.....................wonder what her mom looks like.
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03-04-2024, 05:01 PM
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You know you are getting old when you wake up injured from something you did in your sleep.
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HAHAHA ^^^^^^^^^^ Gave myself a black eye last month 
Dodger.
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03-04-2024, 05:22 PM
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You know you're getting old when, did I tell you that ? 
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03-04-2024, 05:24 PM
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You know your old when you have dry dream and wet farts
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03-04-2024, 05:49 PM
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Do you know your old when you go to a restaurant and the waitress offers you super sex and you say “what kind of soup?”
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03-05-2024, 09:59 AM
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Quote:
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You know you are getting old when you wake up injured from something you did in your sleep.
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I had two, that^ was one. lol Or worse as I say in my marriage; "go to bed a hero/wake-up a villain". Seems that I do things in my sleep that aren't appreciated sometimes.
The other thing-brushing my teeth with warm water. lol At least they're all mine.
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03-05-2024, 10:33 AM
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When you have one leg in underwear and trying to get next one in is like Bambi on ice...
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03-05-2024, 12:44 PM
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Fossil time
You turn off the local radio rock station you formerly liked because you find the DJ's annoying rather than amusing.
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03-04-2024, 01:33 PM
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This morning about 8:30 I was watching the brier, slice up an apple, popped the first piece in my mouth ......... no teeth in every day is an adventure |
You know you're getting old when you and your teeth don't sleep together!
BW
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03-04-2024, 03:10 PM
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When snap, crackle and pop was heard in a commercial for rice crispies Now it's your bones when you're bones when you're getting out of bed.
When you drop a $20 bill on the floor on purpose so you have a reason to bend down and tie your shoelace.
when you're in the bedroom with a beautiful woman and both of you are naked and you can't remember why.
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03-04-2024, 03:41 PM
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You know you're old when you pack more medication than clothes for a weekend at the lake.
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03-04-2024, 03:54 PM
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Ya gotta be careful of your nutsac when you sit down
Fuel economy is a factor in car buying
Your pharmacist knows you by first name
or so I'm told
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03-04-2024, 04:13 PM
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You know your old when 300 magnum means Winchester .
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03-05-2024, 01:48 PM
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You know you're old when you start putting puzzles together and try to start a puzzle club on an Outdoors site.
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