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Itís surprising that so many people donít know that there is little arrow on your gas gauge that tells you which side your gas fill is on
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Itís surprising that so many people donít know that there is little arrow on your gas gauge that tells you which side your gas fill is on
But no one tells your where the latch is to open it!
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Old 01-17-2023, 12:56 PM
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Itís surprising that so many people donít know that there is little arrow on your gas gauge that tells you which side your gas fill is on
Probably not in reality, but it feel like on alot of the vehicles I drive, when it's empty, the needle obscures the arrow.
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But no one tells your where the latch is to open it!
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Nowadays, open the lid and there might not even be a cap under it. I guess if you might drink the battery acid, you also need directions to the fill side.

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It has been scientifically proven that a 308 round will not leave your property -- they essentially fall dead at the fence line. But a 38 round, when fired from a handgun, will of its own accord leave your property and destroy any small schools nearby.
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I think the best pickup line I've heard is 'excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform?'

But this is pretty good too.

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