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02-01-2024, 01:45 PM
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New scam..
Well apparently I’m going to jail! There is a criminal case against me for child pornography, indecent exposure, sex with minors and animals- I think I covered it all pretty much… That’s unless I pay $3200…. And since I’m not paying- I’m packing up my things to go to the government house….
I thought I have seen it all but this is something new!
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02-01-2024, 01:48 PM
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Well you haven’t had carnal relations with fish so you’re only 2/3’s bad.
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02-01-2024, 01:59 PM
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OK thanks for the post
First I'd demand that it be sent to you in French, (en Francais) , then ask for the evidence, ie. the pictures. Try to keep them going as long as you can, then they are not scamming someone not as smart as you.
Tell us how long you can keep them on the hook.
Tell them you will send the $$$ with your quarterly tax payment.
Lets see what other ideas the members can come up with to keep them going.
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02-01-2024, 02:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by densa44
First I'd demand that it be sent to you in French, (en Francais) , then ask for the evidence, ie. the pictures. Try to keep them going as long as you can, then they are not scamming someone not as smart as you.
Tell us how long you can keep them on the hook.
Tell them you will send the $$$ with your quarterly tax payment.
Lets see what other ideas the members can come up with to keep them going.
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Great idea! Let’s have some fun with these Jack arses!
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02-01-2024, 02:14 PM
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Oh wow, they actually sent me the same letter but in French!
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02-01-2024, 02:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sundancefisher
Well you haven’t had carnal relations with fish so you’re only 2/3’s bad.
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I don’t like the smell….
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02-01-2024, 03:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sundancefisher
Well you haven’t had carnal relations with fish so you’re only 2/3’s bad.
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I’ll represent you, just let me get my shotty.
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02-01-2024, 04:21 PM
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Can you mail them some Monopoly money?
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02-01-2024, 04:33 PM
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Tell them you’ll send them 10 bit coins but only by mail. That will confuse them as you continually play dumb about the digital currency.
Just say you have snips and can cut up some pennies.
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It is not the most intellectual of the species that survives; it is not the strongest that survives; but the species that survives is the one that is able best to adapt and adjust to the changing environment in which it finds itself. Charles Darwin
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02-01-2024, 04:39 PM
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Buddy got a similar one, but he might have reason to worry, since he spent a couple of winters in Thailand.
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02-01-2024, 05:10 PM
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Message back that your passport is up to date, and that they should try contacting you again in the spring of 2025. If you’re back by then.
Buh Bye!!
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02-01-2024, 07:35 PM
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With crimes like those you will fit right in with the other MP's out east.
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02-01-2024, 08:11 PM
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Well the best way to deal with the scammers is to tell them that you are a sovereign being, and that you are not subject to the laws of this Country because you are a sovereign being.
Play the Freeman on the Land card, and send them a bill for $6,000,000 in US Dollars as your sovereignty has been offended.
Tell them you will seize their nation until the debt is paid.
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02-02-2024, 08:21 AM
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Lots of good ideas
Let's hear how long you can keep them going. I haven't heard from them in years, I'm afraid that I have offended them and are on a "do not call list". I can't image why, "Dr. Ben Dover " always writes back and is polite.
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02-02-2024, 08:47 AM
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Looks like Trudeau's bill got sent to the wrong house....
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02-02-2024, 08:51 AM
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Sounds like somebody’s never lonely on a Saturday night.
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02-02-2024, 09:57 AM
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If your going to jail ask them if you can have the jumpsuit with vertical stripes, cause the horizontal stripes makes you look fat!
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02-02-2024, 11:33 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewski Canuck
Well the best way to deal with the scammers is to tell them that you are a sovereign being, and that you are not subject to the laws of this Country because you are a sovereign being.
Play the Freeman on the Land card, and send them a bill for $6,000,000 in US Dollars as your sovereignty has been offended.
Tell them you will seize their nation until the debt is paid.
Drewski
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I don’t think they are educated enough to know about that…
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02-02-2024, 11:33 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sewerrat
If your going to jail ask them if you can have the jumpsuit with vertical stripes, cause the horizontal stripes makes you look fat!
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That’s a good one, lol! Will definitely keep this one in mind!
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