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Old 05-03-2012, 07:29 PM
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Red face Uh Oh.... Diver's in Slave Lake....

So... a co-worker and I are in Slave Lake for the night. It's our first time here.

First thing we did when arriving was to open the truck doors and see a pickup blasting down the road with the horn blaring the Dukes of Hazard. (not a word of a lie)

So, great start. Check into the hotel, I find I've been upgraded to a Jacuzzi suite. Uh oh....

So dinner at BP's has been uneventful other than some giant dude that makes Kenao07vette look like a school girl.

BB416 is trying to talk us into going to some place called 'Jimmy's', but we're a little concerned he's trying to tell us to go to the town's only gay bar....

I think we'll stick to room service and the jacuzzi....
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Old 05-03-2012, 07:40 PM
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Sounds like a typical night in slave lol
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Old 05-03-2012, 07:42 PM
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Old 05-03-2012, 07:44 PM
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If you are there to shoot bear, remember the old Grouard Road North of Marten Beach.

Just a reminder from the Marten Beach Yacht Club.
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Old 05-03-2012, 07:46 PM
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I have a shwack of relatives in Slave Lake, just say your related to either a Bellerose or Sinclair and you will be fine.

Don't ever say really loud "this place is a @#&*!!**^%$$ indian dumping ground for &^%*($+!!$#@"

or put your hand over your mouth and make the "wooowhoooo whooowhooo" noise really loud while jumping around like a man on fire





Goodluck!~
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Old 05-03-2012, 07:46 PM
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haha u like my dixxie horn ?
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Old 05-03-2012, 07:46 PM
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We're here as a stop over on our way to wabasca tommorrow. This will be the start of over a year's trips. All the other trips I'll be solo.
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Old 05-03-2012, 07:48 PM
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I have a shwack of relatives in Slave Lake, just say your related to either a Bellerose or Sinclair and you will be fine.

Don't ever say really loud "this place is a @#&*!!**^%$$ indian dumping ground for &^%*($+!!$#@"

or put your hand over your mouth and make the "wooowhoooo whooowhooo" noise really loud while jumping around like a man on fire





Goodluck!~
I stopped in to see you at your work today. My great uncle is there right now.
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Old 05-03-2012, 07:50 PM
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Have fun! I got lawyers guns and money on speed dial for you.

Oh yeah, don't throw your butts out the window. Cigarette butts I mean.
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Old 05-03-2012, 07:51 PM
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Are you going on or under the water?
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Old 05-03-2012, 07:53 PM
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We're here as a stop over on our way to wabasca tommorrow. This will be the start of over a year's trips. All the other trips I'll be solo.
Say hello to my pards in the big W.

And if you see any bears at the big Y in the road to Wabasca. Shoot them.

Also, is the gate open to Marten Mountain?
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Old 05-03-2012, 07:58 PM
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Say hello to my pards in the big W.

And if you see any bears at the big Y in the road to Wabasca. Shoot them.

Also, is the gate open to Marten Mountain?
BB416 says the road is closed.

Redfrog, thanks for the bail offer. Based on the Wiser's intake we may need it.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:01 PM
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So... a co-worker and I are in Slave Lake for the night. It's our first time !!!


BB416 is trying to talk us into going to some place called 'Jimmy's', but we're a little concerned he's trying to tell us to go to the town's only gay bar....

I think we'll stick to room service and the jacuzzi....

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Old 05-03-2012, 08:13 PM
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Leave nothing of value in your vehicles.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:16 PM
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Leave nothing of value in your vehicles.
Its a rental with full meal deal coverage.

I was surprised at the amount of burnt muskeg up here on the way in.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:21 PM
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Calgary seemed less "complicated" today. Now I know why.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:24 PM
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Are you going on or under the water?
Only open water around here is the jacuzzi. I can't fit in it well enough to go diving.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:26 PM
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You're lucky the ZOO burnt down...
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:35 PM
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I was surprised at the amount of burnt muskeg up here on the way in.
Should be lots of Morels in that burnt skeg this year.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:42 PM
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Should be lots of Morels in that burnt skeg this year.
Shhhhhhh.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:44 PM
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First thing we did when arriving was to open the truck doors and see a pickup blasting down the road with the horn blaring the Dukes of Hazard. (not a word of a lie)
So that rental car you have with your co-worker...would it happen to be a late model white Cadillac Eldorado with a set of long horns on the front?
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:46 PM
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Dont get arrested Diver!!
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Old 05-03-2012, 09:12 PM
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Dont get arrested Diver!!
Redfrog got us a get out of jail free card.
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Old 05-03-2012, 10:57 PM
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So dinner at BP's has been uneventful other than some giant dude that makes Kenao07vette look like a school girl.

Uh-Oh! Sounds like nof60 is now sof60. I hope Ken is sleeping with one eye open tonight.
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Old 05-03-2012, 11:01 PM
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Based on the Wiser's intake we may need it.
I hope I'm not too late...

'Diver......ever notice the irony in the name Wisers? It doesn't make you any wiser. Quite the opposite in fact. If there were truth in advertising they'd have named it BGSHer, and sponsor the Special Olympics.
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Old 05-03-2012, 11:38 PM
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No worries, we behaved. Big day tommorrow, have to be all responsible and stuff.
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Old 05-03-2012, 11:50 PM
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No worries, we behaved. Big day tommorrow, have to be all responsible and stuff.
So you're saying you wore a condom in the jacuzzi then. Good. Hate to see BB416 end up pregnant again.
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BB416 is trying to talk us into going to some place called 'Jimmy's', but we're a little concerned he's trying to tell us to go to the town's only gay bar....

I think we'll stick to room service and the jacuzzi....
Sounds like the kinda place where you make sure you know where all the exits are and avoid the mens room...
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Old 05-04-2012, 12:07 AM
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Sounds like the kinda place where you make sure you know where all the exits are and avoid the mens room...
Probably more like AO these days, Pesky.

Between Enigma, Duffman, Gnomeboy and Mr Gaga.....I haven't heard of that many comebacks since my wife made me watch Brokeback Mountain....
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Probably more like AO these days, Pesky.

Between Enigma, Duffman, Gnomeboy and Mr Gaga.....I haven't heard of that many comebacks since my wife made me watch Brokeback Mountain....
Well with an AO posse to roll with...what could possibly go wrong?
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