What fish?

[Ken07AOVette]

Ya it's old, likely been posted before, but still funny.

A Louisiana Cajun was stopped by a game warden because he had two ice chests full of fish.

He was leavin' a bayou, well-known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'

'Naw, sir', replied the cajun. 'I ain't got none of dem there licenses.

You gotta unnerstan', dese here are my pet fish.'

'Pet fish?'

'Yeah. Evry night, I take dese here fish down to de lake and let 'em swim 'round for 'while.

Den, when I whistle, dey jump right back into dis here ice chests and I take 'em home.'

'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

The cajun looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's de truth Mr. Government Man.

I'll show ya. It really works.'

'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

The cajun poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

'Well, what?', says the cajun.

The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'

'Call who back?'

'The FISH', replied the warden!

'What fish?', replied the cajun.

Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.

[BBJTKLE&FISHINGADVENTURES]

thats a first time reading that thats friggen hallarious even brought a tear to my eye .

[EarlyBird]

lol, good one

[goober]

Priceless!!!

[JessePat]

Here is another good fish joke I am sure everyone has heard before



Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."

"We don't have any," replied the first blonde.

"Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses," said the Game Warden.

"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."

The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.

"Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden. "Take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left. As soon as he was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb warden," the second blonde said to the other two. "Doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?!"

[BBJTKLE&FISHINGADVENTURES]

Originally Posted by JessePat

Here is another good fish joke I am sure everyone has heard before



Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."

"We don't have any," replied the first blonde.

"Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses," said the Game Warden.

"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."

The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.

"Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden. "Take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left. As soon as he was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb warden," the second blonde said to the other two. "Doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?!"