Go Back   Alberta Outdoorsmen Forum > Main Category > General Discussion

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #31  
Old 05-21-2018, 11:24 AM
Au revoir, Gopher's Avatar
Au revoir, Gopher Au revoir, Gopher is offline
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Westerose
Posts: 4,055
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by sgill808 View Post
That poor woman! I can't believe the Bison treated her that way. Animals in Canada are out of control. I saw a deer running across the road the other day and it wasn't even using the marked cross walk. What's the point of having a deer crossing sign if there not even going to follow the law?
Ah yes, another fan of Donna the deer lady

ARG
__________________
In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.

Quote:
Originally Posted by sjemac View Post
It has been scientifically proven that a 308 round will not leave your property -- they essentially fall dead at the fence line. But a 38 round, when fired from a handgun, will of its own accord leave your property and destroy any small schools nearby.
Reply With Quote
  #32  
Old 05-21-2018, 05:36 PM
trooper trooper is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 1,773
Default

A very heavy police presence this long weekend. My partner and I had visions of wild parties to quell.. not so, it was very quiet for the most part. All camp sites were packed
Reply With Quote
  #33  
Old 05-23-2018, 12:17 AM
wildbill wildbill is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Gods Country
Posts: 1,706
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Bullets View Post
I wonder if she was an eco vegan extremist?
One could only hope
Reply With Quote
  #34  
Old 05-23-2018, 12:54 AM
HunterDave HunterDave is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Copperhead Road, Morinville
Posts: 19,290
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Bull View Post
Do you work there? Wasn't there another incident yesterday?
Apparently there was.......

Who’s ready for a story? Amberly and I had gone to Elk Island to hang out and explore. We camped out at Astonin Lake Campground Friday night, and planned to be there for Saturday. Saturday morning I went for run on Amisk Wuche Trail, which was pretty close to the campground. After doing a couple loops of the trail, I was running on the main road to get back to the campground when I saw a solo bison grazing in the ditch. I was thinking, “oh cool, a bison” and then he looked up at me and started charging! This guy was huge and as soon as I realized he was coming for me I turned and tried running for a group of trees further down in the ditch to get cover from him. As I turned to run away, I lost my footing and slipped to the ground only a few meters from the trees. As I was trying to get back up and scurry to the trees, still low to the ground on my hands and knees/toes, the bison rammed me with his head on my rear and lifted me up and forward with his horns. All I was thinking was that he was going to stomp me afterwards but I was able to quickly scurry to safety in the trees. The trees were clustered tightly enough together to prevent him from getting me. Once out of immediate danger, I started to assess what injuries I had. My pain was coming from my left butt cheek, and at first I thought it was just pain from impact similar to being punched really hard, but as a pulled my hand away it was covered in blood. As I felt more closely, I could feel the hole caused by his horn and could feel a flap of skin. I was running in compression shorts and a t-shirt, so I didn’t have really anything to stop the bleeding as it started to pool up in my compression shorts. I knew I needed to call for help, but in the process of running away and getting hit, I had lost my phone somewhere in the ditch. The bison was still close and started grazing again in the ditch, and a passing car stopped to take pictures of him. I tried flagging them down and yelling at them and eventually they saw me amongst the trees and realized I needed help. They raced off to the park gate to try and get me help. While I started the wait game, I decided to make my way back into the ditch and look for my phone (at this point the bison had walked maybe a 100m away up the road, so I felt safe to come out). I found my phone and tried calling Amberly, but it went to voicemail twice, as she was still sleeping. I called 911 next and was directed to EMS services and they dispatched an Ambulance from Lamont, about 12km away from where I was. As I was on the line with EMS and waiting for an ambulance, I heard sirens coming from the distance, and a Sheriff’s cruiser came speeding around the corner. The car that went to the front gate for help happened to come across the Sheriff on patrol through the park, so they flagged him down and sent him my way. As he was getting closer, I was flagging him down, and he almost didn’t see me as he went flying past me and then suddenly slammed on his breaks, came to skidding stop and quickly turned around. He was able to get some gauze from his first aid kit and apply pressure to my wound to help stop the bleeding (extremely painful!). Since he was there I was able to disconnect from the EMS dispatcher and as we waited for the paramedics to get there I called Amberly again. She answered this time and I told her I had an accident involving a bison, but because were camping in our rooftop tent, she couldn’t drive over to were I was (Amberly can’t close the tent by herself at 8 months pregnant). The ambulance finally came and got me transferred onto a stretcher and into the ambulance and gave me morphine for the pain. I was able to get the Sheriff to pick Amberly up, and she hitched a ride in the Ambulance back to Lamont Hospital. The doctor said the laceration was over 2 inches deep with a curved entry due to the curved horn. He cleaned it all up and tossed in some stitches to close it all back up. Hopefully I can keep from getting an infection, as I’m sure bison horns aren’t the cleanest of things.

Amberly’s family was able to come to Lamont and assist with getting our Jeep and helping us get home. So thankful for great family who will drop everything to come lend help.

Timeline:
9:06 charged by bison
9:08 flagged car down
9:10 found phone and tried calling Amberly
9:12 called 911
9:20 sheriff arrived on scene
9:22 got ahold of Amberly
9:26 ambulance arrived on scene
Reply With Quote
  #35  
Old 05-23-2018, 07:36 AM
Big Bull's Avatar
Big Bull Big Bull is offline
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Jasper
Posts: 2,004
Default

That's quite a story, HunterDave. Good to hear that you came out of it as well as you did.
Reply With Quote
  #36  
Old 05-23-2018, 04:16 PM
trooper trooper is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 1,773
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by HunterDave View Post
Apparently there was.......

Who’s ready for a story? Amberly and I had gone to Elk Island to hang out and explore. We camped out at Astonin Lake Campground Friday night, and planned to be there for Saturday. Saturday morning I went for run on Amisk Wuche Trail, which was pretty close to the campground. After doing a couple loops of the trail, I was running on the main road to get back to the campground when I saw a solo bison grazing in the ditch. I was thinking, “oh cool, a bison” and then he looked up at me and started charging! This guy was huge and as soon as I realized he was coming for me I turned and tried running for a group of trees further down in the ditch to get cover from him. As I turned to run away, I lost my footing and slipped to the ground only a few meters from the trees. As I was trying to get back up and scurry to the trees, still low to the ground on my hands and knees/toes, the bison rammed me with his head on my rear and lifted me up and forward with his horns. All I was thinking was that he was going to stomp me afterwards but I was able to quickly scurry to safety in the trees. The trees were clustered tightly enough together to prevent him from getting me. Once out of immediate danger, I started to assess what injuries I had. My pain was coming from my left butt cheek, and at first I thought it was just pain from impact similar to being punched really hard, but as a pulled my hand away it was covered in blood. As I felt more closely, I could feel the hole caused by his horn and could feel a flap of skin. I was running in compression shorts and a t-shirt, so I didn’t have really anything to stop the bleeding as it started to pool up in my compression shorts. I knew I needed to call for help, but in the process of running away and getting hit, I had lost my phone somewhere in the ditch. The bison was still close and started grazing again in the ditch, and a passing car stopped to take pictures of him. I tried flagging them down and yelling at them and eventually they saw me amongst the trees and realized I needed help. They raced off to the park gate to try and get me help. While I started the wait game, I decided to make my way back into the ditch and look for my phone (at this point the bison had walked maybe a 100m away up the road, so I felt safe to come out). I found my phone and tried calling Amberly, but it went to voicemail twice, as she was still sleeping. I called 911 next and was directed to EMS services and they dispatched an Ambulance from Lamont, about 12km away from where I was. As I was on the line with EMS and waiting for an ambulance, I heard sirens coming from the distance, and a Sheriff’s cruiser came speeding around the corner. The car that went to the front gate for help happened to come across the Sheriff on patrol through the park, so they flagged him down and sent him my way. As he was getting closer, I was flagging him down, and he almost didn’t see me as he went flying past me and then suddenly slammed on his breaks, came to skidding stop and quickly turned around. He was able to get some gauze from his first aid kit and apply pressure to my wound to help stop the bleeding (extremely painful!). Since he was there I was able to disconnect from the EMS dispatcher and as we waited for the paramedics to get there I called Amberly again. She answered this time and I told her I had an accident involving a bison, but because were camping in our rooftop tent, she couldn’t drive over to were I was (Amberly can’t close the tent by herself at 8 months pregnant). The ambulance finally came and got me transferred onto a stretcher and into the ambulance and gave me morphine for the pain. I was able to get the Sheriff to pick Amberly up, and she hitched a ride in the Ambulance back to Lamont Hospital. The doctor said the laceration was over 2 inches deep with a curved entry due to the curved horn. He cleaned it all up and tossed in some stitches to close it all back up. Hopefully I can keep from getting an infection, as I’m sure bison horns aren’t the cleanest of things.

Amberly’s family was able to come to Lamont and assist with getting our Jeep and helping us get home. So thankful for great family who will drop everything to come lend help.

Timeline:
9:06 charged by bison
9:08 flagged car down
9:10 found phone and tried calling Amberly
9:12 called 911
9:20 sheriff arrived on scene
9:22 got ahold of Amberly
9:26 ambulance arrived on scene
Wow! When we start our shift, we don't get any updates or briefings during the day.. Glad you made it out in one piece.
Reply With Quote
  #37  
Old 05-23-2018, 04:21 PM
Ken07AOVette's Avatar
Ken07AOVette Ken07AOVette is offline
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Alberta
Posts: 24,071
Default

Geeze Dave, glad you are ok! That's some story!
__________________
Only dead fish go with the flow. The rest use their brains in life.


Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
I wasn't thinking far enough ahead for an outcome, I was ranting. By definition, a rant doesn't imply much forethought.....
Reply With Quote
  #38  
Old 05-23-2018, 04:28 PM
HunterDave HunterDave is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Copperhead Road, Morinville
Posts: 19,290
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Bull View Post
That's quite a story, HunterDave. Good to hear that you came out of it as well as you did.
Hold it fellas......That wasn't me. I just got a hold of the fella's story and posted it up.

I suppose that I should have made it clear in my post.....my bad.
Reply With Quote
  #39  
Old 05-23-2018, 05:11 PM
Ken07AOVette's Avatar
Ken07AOVette Ken07AOVette is offline
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Alberta
Posts: 24,071
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by HunterDave View Post
Hold it fellas......That wasn't me. I just got a hold of the fella's story and posted it up.

I suppose that I should have made it clear in my post.....my bad.
Are you sure? Sometimes the mind blocks and hides terrible experiences

Still, would NOT want to be on the receiving end of a big bucking fuffalo pointy part.
__________________
Only dead fish go with the flow. The rest use their brains in life.


Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
I wasn't thinking far enough ahead for an outcome, I was ranting. By definition, a rant doesn't imply much forethought.....
Reply With Quote
  #40  
Old 05-23-2018, 05:47 PM
Tundra Monkey's Avatar
Tundra Monkey Tundra Monkey is offline
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Prosperous Lake, NT
Posts: 5,632
Default

That’s it......no more jogging for this guy!!!
Reply With Quote
  #41  
Old 05-23-2018, 08:04 PM
glen moa glen moa is offline
 
Join Date: Feb 2017
Posts: 981
Default

Buffalo are a pain in the butt. Lucky no stomping. We should harvest that one.
Reply With Quote
  #42  
Old 05-23-2018, 08:30 PM
grouse_hunter grouse_hunter is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 1,509
Default

Sounds like another innocent buffalo triggered into violent behaviour by a man in compression shorts. Those darn things should be banned.
Reply With Quote
  #43  
Old 05-24-2018, 09:42 AM
Big Grey Wolf Big Grey Wolf is offline
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Posts: 6,257
Default Bison

Dave, great story makes the point to give Bison some room as fella already said "Buffalo can be a Pain in the Butt" They are very protective of their space as most wild animals.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 11:57 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.