What are your favorite quotes or sayings

[bat119]

Those that bleed most in training
Bleed least in battle

[gneigum]

I'm going to live forever...so far it's working

I should do something...even if it's wrong

[lovich12]

-No such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people

-"Mother of God" - Super Troopers

-....it's not rocket appliances!!

-Well worst case Ontario.....

[bobalong]

You don't wake up a bad person it comes from a thousand small surrenders of self respect for self interest.

[BuckCuller]

So you want to be a mechanic eh?

What's for breakfast? A cowboy breakfast. What's a cow boy breakfast? Coffee and a p*ss.

Shoot again you missed a quarter!

As long as there is lead in the air there is always hope.

Drop your purse and hit it again.

I crap so big I gotta stand up to get off it.

Your p#ss poor planning is not my emergency.

Are you pickin up what I'm layin down.

Sounds like an apprentice job to me.

Stunns me arse.

If I had your money I'd burn mine.

Who's swingin the cat around by the tail.

[HeavyD111]

"Don't be too good at something that sucks"

[brokenhead]

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. -Helen Keller

[marxman]

You dirty rat

[hal53]

Originally Posted by marxman

You dirty rat

shouldn't that be in the old guys thread?.....lol

[blackpheasant]

One of my wifes favorites:

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"

After a couple weeks in the bush

[marxman]

Originally Posted by hal53

shouldn't that be in the old guys thread?.....lol

Actually before my time but todays insults dont look like quotes or sayings

[BuckCuller]

Your good for something just not much.

Gone again just like a fart in the wind.

Who sings that? Well then let them sing it.

Does that hurt? Poke!

What are you some kind of clown?

Can't keep a good man down!

If you can't pay attention then stay the h*ll out of the conversation!

We can't stop here this is bat country!

God hates a coward.

You first chicken. Brock Brock Brock.

[hal53]

Originally Posted by marxman

Actually before my time but todays insults dont look like quotes or sayings

lol!....barely before my time as well, Jimmy Cagney I believe???

[blackpheasant]

"The only time I drink is when I'm alone or with somebody"

[PartTimeHunter]

there's one in every jock strap

[farmer23]

WTF? Did you smoke your lunch??

I swear the best part of you ran down your mother's leg!

[Anvil1010]

To be the Man, you gotta beat the Man - Ric Flair

Don't **** down my back and tell me it's raining - Josey Wales

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have ****ed with? That's me - Walt Kowalski (Gran Torino)

[Red Bullets]

Some excellent quotes and sayings. Thanks everyone. Keep them coming.
Try not to post insults and please be tasteful. (within reason)

[Red Bullets]

Originally Posted by stuckincity

I've always liked these ones:



Snopes says this one is BS:

" To President Jackson,
The canal system of this country is being threatened by the spread of a new form of transportation known as "railroads." The federal government must preserve the canals for the following reasons:
One. If canal boats are supplanted by "railroads" serious unemployment will result. Captains, cooks, drivers, hostlers, repairmen and lock tenders will be left without means of livelihood, not to mention the numerous farmers now employed in growing hay for the horses.

Two. Boat builders would suffer, and towline, whip and harness makers would be left destitute.

Three. Canal boats are absolutely essential to the defense of the United States. In the event of the expected trouble with England, the Erie Canal would be the only means by which we could ever move the supplies so vital to waging modern war.

As you may well know, Mr. President, "railroad" carriages are pulled at the enormous speed of fifteen miles per hour by "engines" which, in addition to endangering life and limb of passengers, roar and snort their way through the countryside, setting fire to crops, scaring the livestock, and frightening women and children. The Almighty certainly never intended that people should travel at such breakneck speed.
Martin Van Buren
Governor of New York"

Look back at our struggle for freedom
Trace our present day’s strength to it’s source
And you’ll find that man’s pathway to glory
Is strewn with the bones of a horse

[Unregistered user]

How much?

[Red Bullets]

"Son, women are like M&Ms. Once you get past the candy shell there's always a little nut inside."


A Columbia Icefield tourists quote: "When does the snow melt so we can see the glacier?"


The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes



I have found some of the best reasons I ever had for remaining at the bottom simply by looking at the men at the top. ~Frank Moore Colby

[Red Bullets]

Saying:
Birthdays are good for your health. Statistics show that people who have the most birthdays live longest.

[wolf308]

Originally Posted by Artist

"Aim small, miss small"

...always seems to bring focus when shooting the bow.

Nice,rifle too.i live by it and.....

It's not a big deal unless you make it a big deal.

What I can come up with so far that I like

[wolf308]

Something's in here don't react too well to bullets. . . .

Yeah like me I don't react too well to bullets.





Especially red ones......haha .lol.more of a movie line.....guess which one

[Rumtan]

You can lead a horse to drink but you cant make him water.

[I-Love-Eyes]

i am finer than frogs fur-split 4 ways!

Let us commence to proceed forthwith!

It's colder than a witches thorax!

I'm off--like a herd of turtles!

[Wild&Free]

I only had 2 officer, the first and the last.

[winmag]

you don,t have to be a great hunter you just need a great place to hunt

[stuckincity]

"We are fast approaching the stage of the ultimate inversion: the stage where the government is free to do anything it pleases, while the citizens may act only by permission; which is the stage of the darkest periods of human history, the stage of rule by brute force."
- Ayn Rand


"A word to the wise ain't necessary. Its the stupid ones that need advice."
- Bill Cosby

[billie]

Originally Posted by wolf308

Something's in here don't react too well to bullets. . . .

Yeah like me I don't react too well to bullets.





Especially red ones......haha .lol.more of a movie line.....guess which one

The Hunt for Red October, Sean Connery and response by Alec Baldwin. Great line.