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[QUOTE=Bigwoodsman;1445118]that, that wasn't going to happen, but he could have a baby with Valeri Bertinelli if he had....................
The balls to actually commit to.....
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[QUOTE=Redneck Renagade;1445176]
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that, that wasn't going to happen, but he could have a baby with Valeri Bertinelli if he had....................
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actually liking the show "jersey shore" and he fist pumps to.................
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......... the shrieking sound's of ABB pounding out the lyric's of Helen Reddy"s ........ I Am Woman ...... while Pickrel Pat ..............
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found out that the weight that Alberta Bigbore lifts were hollow because....
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........... playin in a jazz band for 20 year's don't teach you something about blowing the skin flute for nothin ... meanwhile ............
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........... playin in a jazz band for 20 year's don't teach you something about blowing the skin flute for nothin ... meanwhile ............
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...bb356 was all oiled up with no place to go, until Canada's Miss Universe contestant walked in and slowly.....
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said with a lisp, thats not oil you used on your body it's.....
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baby tears, you can also quite easily get fake
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baby tears, you can also quite easily get fake
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...out a samsquatch by dressing in drag if you don't have any bikini girls about.... but you MUST have real Kokanee on hand. If you have real bikini girls you can sub another beer but it is really important that you never ever ever...try to bait them with Bud under ANY circumstance because that would make the samsquatch....
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...out a samsquatch by dressing in drag if you don't have any bikini girls about.... but you MUST have real Kokanee on hand. If you have real bikini girls you can sub another beer but it is really important that you never ever ever...try to bait them with Bud under ANY circumstance because that would make the samsquatch....
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very angry... he's not a yank... he's a true canadian samsquanch, which means he only drinks kokanee. Tacklerunner seemed to understand that, being from the kootenay's himself. Suddenly however, the ranger pulled up....
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...wearing a bright yellow thing on his head and drinking Coors Light.
Can you in]magine not only ...a poor imitation of beer but a poor iomitation of light beer to boot! Thats when Lefty Canuck said:
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Good old fashion tug'o'war. The Ranger grabbed one side, and the samsquanch the other... LC counted down and an epic battle ensued. Well, maybe not epic, because...
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Good old fashion tug'o'war. The Ranger grabbed one side, and the samsquanch the other... LC counted down and an epic battle ensued. Well, maybe not epic, because...
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BGSH was the ref and he was a friend of the samsquanch...This friendship happened when he went camping alone in 2011 and found.....
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Good old fashion tug'o'war. The Ranger grabbed one side, and the samsquanch the other... LC counted down and an epic battle ensued. Well, maybe not epic, because...
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.......the Fishin' Hole gave ABB a smokin deal on a new Pflueger Patriarch in a size 30 and a bunch of other stuff, This made BBJ and his band of Prostaff angry, so angry they were sweating. BBJ hitched up his deer hoist and rolled into downtown Fort sask and was singing, "we rollin'...they hatin'....." and this caused......
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.......the Fishin' Hole gave ABB a smokin deal on a new Pflueger Patriarch in a size 30 and a bunch of other stuff, This made BBJ and his band of Prostaff angry, so angry they were sweating. BBJ hitched up his deer hoist and rolled into downtown Fort sask and was singing, "we rollin'...they hatin'....." and this caused......
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testosterone running through BBJ's veins for the first time.... WOW he said, this is euphoric. Suddenly BBJ noticed he....
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muskies embroidered on the crotch. Confused at first....BBJ then had an epiphany and realized that this moment reminded him of the time...
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Drive through peeler bar. Then he proceeded to drive around the block looking for his joffa hockey helmet that he had sat beside.....
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.........which was quickly forgotten as who should happen to stroll by but Gus and Bee Guy with a big string of ........
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Kokanee cans, that had made a Samsquatch call, and were busy............
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Kokanee cans, that had made a Samsquatch call, and were busy............
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With a ready supply of kokanee ...the beer can call, the Lube-X and perhaps that Hooter girl in a bikini......not only would they have everything they needed for an incredible weekend....
They would have everything they needed to capture a samsquatch!!!!
Finally at last....they might be able to capture a samsquatch and learn the secret of....
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........how to punish your kids in a way that patty won't find it to be child abuse, and also ........
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