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..........sheep turd. Then sheephunter gave a pair of velcro gloves to Best Guide Shawn NoLuck. and said give er boy, he was so excited at it was his first. And screamed...............
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Woo hoo, caught a monster, grab the measuring tape, wow a 62 inch pike, woo hoo, everyone never dhouted Shawn again and then Honda showed up and started taking pictures then.....
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12-17-2011, 08:34 PM
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Woo hoo, caught a monster, grab the measuring tape, wow a 62 inch pike, woo hoo, everyone never dhouted Shawn again and then Honda showed up and started taking pictures then.....
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......... a guy from ONTARIO showed up braggin about his .................
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...Rob Miskosky, RockymtnX, Morbius, PixelShooter, and LiLsundance all got dressed up in buckskin and war paint, fired up the tricked out Freezer truck on chrome 22's, and punched in the co-ordinates for Ya Ha Tinda. All was going good until.......
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12-17-2011, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Alberta Bigbore
...Rob Miskosky, RockymtnX, Morbius, PixelShooter, and LiLsundance all got dressed up in buckskin and war paint, fired up the tricked out Freezer truck on chrome 22's, and punched in the co-ordinates for Ya Ha Tinda. All was going good until.......
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they got stopped by a unicorn hunter, looking for directions. Normally this would seem odd, however...
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12-17-2011, 11:33 PM
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they got stopped by a unicorn hunter, looking for directions. Normally this would seem odd, however...
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Huntinstuff and Catinthehat , come from behind and start singing RED SOLO CUP , I FILL YOU UP and all the others around join in saying LETS HAVE A PARTY LETS HAVE A PARTY , thats when
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12-17-2011, 11:45 PM
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Huntinstuff and Catinthehat , come from behind and start singing RED SOLO CUP , I FILL YOU UP and all the others around join in saying LETS HAVE A PARTY LETS HAVE A PARTY , thats when
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...... DUFFY and NEIL come rippin up on a jacked-up quad and demand ....
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12-18-2011, 12:50 AM
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Alberta divers boot , thats when Bestguide stands up and says you guys are
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12-18-2011, 01:32 AM
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Alberta divers boot , thats when Bestguide stands up and says you guys are
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Probably scoring lots with the ladies. You want to share any tips with me;should I be using even more hair gel? I was thinking that more hair gel and a Costco Sized bottle of Drakkar would help in my quest for.....
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12-18-2011, 01:33 AM
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12-18-2011, 08:10 PM
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Probably scoring lots with the ladies. You want to share any tips with me;should I be using even more hair gel? I was thinking that more hair gel and a Costco Sized bottle of Drakkar would help in my quest for.....
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12-18-2011, 08:39 PM
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12-18-2011, 08:47 PM
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....over the smoldering remains of the tricked out chrome truck BB cooked his sausage with a little bit of Bruchetta bread. The tricked out chrome reefer was lying at the bottom of corkscrew mountain because the the brakes had given out.
The alleged feral dog of Bigbore lifts his hind leg and takes a leak on the tricked out reefer truck in an attempt ot put the fire out. That was after BB cooked his lunch
The yellow legs looking after the Ya Ha Tinda horses guzzle back another confiscated 40 pounder while looking at the incident from the top of Limestone mountain.
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An immagrant chubbacabra runs in front of them with a 40lb jackfish in its mouth that it smuggled in on the boat. It stops, spits it out and says to BGSH and ABB, you dont need suasage and hair gel, real men....
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12-18-2011, 10:39 PM
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12-19-2011, 01:50 AM
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Pervert row , with Geezle , Mooseknuckle , BBJ , Treeguy , Albertadiver ,RockymtnX , Albertabigbore , and seveal others noticed a tall built fella walk in witha Mojito in hand walks over to the group and says hi I am Fishnut I can bench press 300 lbs + and I got my taxes done at the expence of KEnvette , thats when Ken walks into the room with .
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Pervert row , with Geezle , Mooseknuckle , BBJ , Treeguy , Albertadiver ,RockymtnX , Albertabigbore , and seveal others noticed a tall built fella walk in witha Mojito in hand walks over to the group and says hi I am Fishnut I can bench press 300 lbs + and I got my taxes done at the expence of KEnvette , thats when Ken walks into the room with .
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12-19-2011, 11:08 AM
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Scream out hey fishnut arent you in the wrong place shes busty and putting her boobs in my face . Thats when Alberta diver stands up and says watch this .
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12-19-2011, 04:22 PM
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and greases BBJ up and throws him down the hole into gator infested pike water... take that for starting this war.. BGSH lays down on the ice to admire a fallen camrade. As BGSH peers through the hole with a blanket over his head he notices a....
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BBJ REACH UP threw the hole , and gasp for air , in his sleek and slender state he gets outta the water and say AHHHHH you think you can get rid of me that easy , mean while back out on Shreks farm BBJ and Alberta pull up and say hey Rockymtnx , wanna go do some .
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BBJ REACH UP threw the hole , and gasp for air , in his sleek and slender state he gets outta the water and say AHHHHH you think you can get rid of me that easy , mean while back out on Shreks farm BBJ and Alberta pull up and say hey Rockymtnx , wanna go do some .
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